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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 103/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 336
Gods Slained: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 27 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
Zombie Dances: 4 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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