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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 100/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Volcanoes Explored: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Gods Slained: 0
Players Killed by Monsters: 1833 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
Divine Spears Created: 14 Astral Orbs Gathered: 18

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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