Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll never be a fatass by 25 or your money back! Why risk your life when you can join our server and get fit while playing Minecraft? Our virtual workouts will have you shedding pounds faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe.”

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that roams the land dropping bacon and gold wherever it goes. Rumor has it that if you defeat the Baconator in battle, you’ll gain eternal glory and a lifetime supply of bacon.

So come join us on our server and say goodbye to being a fatass by 25 – because here, the only thing you’ll be killing is creepers.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players: 91/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Endless Legions Commanded: 40
Orbs of Power Found: 8 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • > smackdown is not cancelled Minecraft SMP

    > smackdown is not cancelled Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at!

    Join us for epic smackdowns, raw battles, and NXT showdowns that will leave you on the edge of your seat. And let’s not forget about Rampage – who knows what crazy shenanigans Wheels will get into next!

    So why wait? Come join us and be a part of the wildest Minecraft SMP out there. Who knows, you might even become the next champion of the server!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 8 Star Shards Collected: 253
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Holy Grails Found: 4

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • KGE – Your pleasant world Minecraft server

    KGE – Your pleasant world Minecraft server

    Additionally:

    Free passage

    Brewing alcohol

    Unique items

    Over 100 new, refined enchantments

    Amoutcraft

    Stability

    And you can find a lot more on our server, because it is being updated, and players can influence the innovations of the server.

    Additional features:

    Active moderators

    Regular streamers

    Positive atmosphere

    Regular events to diversify the gaming experience

    PS Due to the blocking of the DS, applications are accepted within 24 hours

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 91 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 5

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Night Owl Girl Minecraft Server

    Night Owl Girl Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being the only female girl studying at night while the world sleeps? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll find a whole community of nocturnal scholars just like you! Join us and discover the magical world of chemistry where potions and explosions are just a crafting table away. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who only appears at midnight to help you with your homework. So come join us and study in the spookiest (and most educational) way possible!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Void Gems Collected: 35
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Tottenham v AZ Match Thread Minecraft SMP

    Tottenham v AZ Match Thread Minecraft SMP
    🤣🎮 Ready to join the most chaotic Minecraft SMP ever? Well, get your pickaxe ready because this server is about to blow your mind with its outrageousness!

    🤪 Picture this: you spawn in and suddenly you’re surrounded by a team of Tottenham players ready to take on the world of Minecraft. From Forster guarding your base to Richarlison and Werner going on epic mining adventures, this server is a football fan’s dream come true!

    🤯 But wait, there’s more! The opposing team, AZ, is not to be messed with. With Owusu-Oduro leading the charge and Van Bommel causing chaos wherever he goes, you’ll never know what to expect next.

    🚀 So why join this insane Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you see a showdown between football stars in the world of blocks and pixels? Plus, who wouldn’t want to witness the epic battles and hilarious shenanigans that go down on this server?

    💥 Don’t miss out on the madness and join now before you miss out on all the fun! Who knows, you might just become the MVP of this wild and wacky Minecraft world! 🤣🎮

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 6 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Crafty Indies Minecraft Server

    Crafty Indies Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

    Join us if you want to be greeted by a non-standard vtuber who will serenade you with soothing Minecraft tips and tricks in a language only dolphins can understand.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest of rare mobs – the elusive Disco Sheep! These sheep will groove to the beat of your pickaxe as you mine your way to victory.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most wonderful Minecraft adventures of your life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 19 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Demon Skulls Collected: 25 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Why Isn’t Anyone Talking About This Easy 100x? – Minecraft SMP

    Why Isn’t Anyone Talking About This Easy 100x? – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! We have a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks just waiting to be mined. And don’t even get me started on our custom mobs – we have flying pigs that drop enchanted golden apples when you defeat them!

    But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken that roams the land and challenges players to epic battles for rare loot. And if you manage to defeat him, you’ll be rewarded with a pet chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Yes, you read that right – diamonds!

    So why waste your time on other servers when you could be living it up in our crazy, diamond-filled world? Join us now and experience the insanity for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 55 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 10 Royal Courts Attended: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Blaze Haven Minecraft Server

    Blaze Haven Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most hilarious place to be in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally)! Our server is so insane that even the Ender Dragon has been spotted doing the Macarena!

    But that’s not all – we have epic quests that will have you battling giant chickens, rescuing villagers from evil llamas, and even taking on a horde of zombie clowns (yes, you read that right)!

    So why wait? Join our server today and prepare yourself for the most absurd, wacky, and downright bonkers Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 14 Divine Scrolls Written: 19

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • The Creepy Creeper – Minecraft SMP

    The Creepy Creeper – Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the Barbie Crampton edition of our Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you, we have the most fabulous builds you’ve ever seen. Our spawn town is literally made out of pink glitter blocks and unicorn horns.

    But that’s not all, folks. We have a secret underground disco party room where the mobs go to boogie down. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest in the enchanted forest, you get a lifetime supply of diamond pickaxes.

    Oh, and did I mention our resident llama, Larry, who can speak six different languages and gives out free hugs? Yeah, Larry is a legend around here.

    So come join us on this wild and wacky Barbie Crampton edition SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Let’s get crafting, darlings!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • He Cucked Minecraft Server

    He Cucked Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server where Richard Hannia voted for Trump just to get “Trump bucks” and because he’s a Jew, so it was bound to happen anyway! If you want to mine for diamonds while laughing at Richard’s crazy political decisions, this is the server for you! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player and loves to troll unsuspecting miners. So come join us for a wild ride filled with diamonds, drama, and questionable political choices!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 18 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Magic Crystals Found: 12 Endless Legions Commanded: 45

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • The Secret Minecart Society – Minecraft SMP

    The Secret Minecart Society – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the creepers wear party hats and the pigs ride around on mini motorcycles.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the chickens with an iron beak. If you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond chicken nugget that grants you unlimited chicken wings for life.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where the zombies and skeletons let loose and show off their killer dance moves. Join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Peaceful Server for gatherings Minecraft server

    Peaceful Server for gatherings Minecraft server

    COMRADE! THE SERVER IS THIRSTY FOR FREE LABOR! COME IN!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 167 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Crops Grown: 7917 Legendary Titles Earned: 3

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Hairy Women Thread Minecraft SMP

    Hairy Women Thread Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further than our server, where the only rule is that you must have a minimum of three hairy women in your Minecraft skin at all times! Why, you ask? Because hairy women bring good luck and prosperity to your virtual world, of course!

    Join us for epic adventures like the time we all rode pigs into battle against a horde of angry chickens, or when we built a giant statue of a hairy woman out of nothing but dirt and cobblestone. And don’t even get us started on our annual Hairy Women Fashion Show, where players compete to create the most fabulous hairy woman skin.

    So come on down to our server and join in on the hairy fun! Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing so hard that you fall off your virtual chair and into a pit of lava. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 2
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Chad’s Epic Minecraft Server

    Chad’s Epic Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of beta males and ugly women crying about feminism and traditional values on other servers? Well, on our server, Chad is the king! He does what he wants and goes along with it, all while the chadwomen cheer him on. Join us if you want to be part of a community where Chad reigns supreme and the beta males and ugly women are left in the dust. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least Chad is having a blast!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Star Shards Collected: 61 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 41

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Pope-ular Belief Minecraft SMP

    Pope-ular Belief Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! We have a secret underground bunker where we hold weekly dance parties with the Pope himself leading the Electric Slide. Yes, you heard that right, the Pope is a regular on our server and he’s got some sick dance moves. Join us for a chance to boogie down with the holiest of them all and maybe even score a blessing or two while you’re at it. So what are you waiting for? Come join the craziest Minecraft SMP around and get ready to party like it’s 1499!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 18 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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