Chunky Goalie Craft: Where 600 Pound Men Guard the Hockey Net and Creepers Explode in Laughter

600 pound man, agility, Athletic, chunky, Craft, CREEPERS, Defense, Endurance, explode, goalie, goalkeeping, guard, Hockey, ice hockey, Laughter, Men, Net, Physical fitness, Pound, SIZE, sports, Sportsmanship, strategy, strength, team sports, teamwork, Unconventional, unconventional tactics, weight

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	9769
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Void Gems Collected:	32
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everything is just too normal? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a 600-pound man in the hockey net! That’s right, forget about regular goalies, we’ve got a giant human wall blocking all your shots. And let me tell you, he’s got some killer moves for someone his size.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the creepers and skeletons let loose and dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie doing the robot.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a special area where you can ride pigs into battle against an army of evil villagers. It’s like a twisted version of Angry Birds, but with way more bacon.

So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few safety regulations).

GrimmRP

PvP, Roleplay, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2531
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Void Gems Collected:	12
Falling into the Void:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Server launches December 15th!GrimurRP is a vanilla world-building roleplay server featuring a wide array of custom plugins and clever resource-pack use to create a fully realised steampunk experience.If I’ve captured your interest I’d love to invite you to join us over at: Web: https://grimurrp.com Server: grimurrp.com or play.grimurrp.com Discord: discord.gg/grimur Matrix: https://matrix.to/#/#grimurrp:matrix.org

grimurrp.com

SiphonMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	6732
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	623260

Embark on epic adventures on SiphonMC! Explore custom biomes, team up with pals, and protect your creations. Rise through the ranks by completing jobs and collecting unique gear sets from daily-spawning bosses. Join our friendly community for thrilling PvP events and pure survival fun. Discover the joy of Dungeons with custom bosses and gear sets – the ultimate end game!Choose your path with two exciting game modes, engage in intense Lifesteal PVP where anything goes, or enjoy a more relaxed Survival mode with keep inventory and flight time. Both modes feature custom mounts,dungeons,gear sets,skills,and more for a brand new way to explore the server. Join us now for a community-focused adventure!

mc.siphonmc.net

MCLabs

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	4975
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

In MCLabs, you choose to be a CHEMIST or a COP. Chemists grow crops to turn them into illegal CHEMS and COMPOUNDS to sell. Cops try to arrest chemists and take the chems for themselves. Use money from selling chems to rank up, earning new perks and abilities to build your chem empire towards Chem Lord status, or to ascend the police ranks towards Operator status.MCLabs has been running for over 10 years (formerly known as MC-Drugs/MCDrugs) and is home to unique mechanics not seen on any other server.Along with the main Chems gamemode, we have Creative, KitPvP, Parkour, and a unique PvE experience: The Pit.

ms.labs-mc.com

ByCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	2649
Rating:	4.1 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Magic Items Found:	8129
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Secret Passages Found:	2
Divine Spears Created:	23	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Our Network contains these modalities: · Survival Custom 1.20.1 [1.16x – 1.20.1]

· BoxPvP 1.20.1 [1.16x – 1.20.1]

· Practice 1.20.1 [1.16x – 1.20.1]

· UHC 1.16.5 [1.16x – 1.20.1]This is for now we are working to add more modalities.Network Features:· We add improvements to the server almost every day. · Good ping for all of Latin America. · We remain active in support to help people with possible problems they have.

mso.bycraft.net

hugeboxes

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	2887
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Falling into the Void:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	48	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

Best box server in existance! Join now to start your box journey!Hugeboxes is custom coded with alot of unique ideas such as bosses, abilities, fishing, farming and alot more!Version: 1.16+

hugeboxes.minehut.gg

Addictive

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	9579
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Potions Brewed:	93	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Addictive with an economy system, auctions, fragments, daily events, bank accounts, special islands and many more, come live an addictive adventure!https://viciante.com.br/forum https://discord.viciante.com.br/

ms.viciante.com.br

AstridCloud

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8641
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Falling into the Void:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

AstridCloud proudly announces the recent implementation of Minecraft version 1.20.1, ushering in a new era of exhilarating gameplay.Our meticulously curated survival server thrives on constant innovation, consistently delivering cutting-edge updates. Immerse yourself in a world of limitless possibilities, where you can not only survive but flourish, fueled by the allure of custom cosmetics that allow you to craft a truly unique player identity.Experience grandeur like never before with our epic events, meticulously designed to challenge and thrill players of all backgrounds.Additionally, our thriving community is brought together through our highly active Discord server, offering a dynamic platform for engaging discussions, collaborations, and camaraderie. Join the AstridCloud universe today at discord.astridcloud.xyz and embark on a journey that transcends the ordinary.

play.astridcloud.xyz

Venturedmc

Economy, Factions, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	3948
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Animals Bred:	126
Potions Brewed:	152	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Crops Grown:	9307
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Who are we? VenturedMC is a brand new network that strives to perfection!What do we have? ⇨ Ultimate Lifesteal And more gamemodes coming soon!(VenturedMC is available for both JAVA Edition and BEDROCK/POCKET Edition of Minecraft) ◆ JAVA IP: play.venturedmc.org ◆ Bedrock Port: 19132

play.Venturedmc.org

Mythgarde

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	600
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Welcome to Mythgarde: The Guard of LegendsEnter Mythgarde, an enchanted city where ancient magic and legends intertwine their destinies. In the Bazaar of Forgotten Essences, alchemists distill the lost knowledge of deities, creating elixirs that awaken the hidden potential of adventurers.Explore streets illuminated by Runes, the currency that represents the ancient pact between the gods and the inhabitants of Mythgarde. Forge your path in the Ancient Forges Smithy, challenge in the Colosseum of Shadows, and trade in the Market of Wonders.But be careful, intrepid traveler, because forgotten essences attract shadows of the past. On this unique server, your destiny becomes intertwined with the legends themselves. Join us at Mythgarde and forge your own story in The Guard of Legends!

mythgarde.live

Sky Servers Survival

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	3314
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Astral Projections Made:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Votes:	9477	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

WELCOME to SKY SERVERS SURVIVAL Established in 2012, Sky Servers is an Australian Survival Server. Hosted in Melbourne on our own dedicated server we offer a unique survival experience for all ages! We have a fantastic community of people from all over the world who help make SS amazing. The server is EULA compliant meaning no pay 2 win perks! Get started on Sky Servers Survival! Website: www.skyservers.net IP: sky-mc.net

sky-mc.net

Thanks Prison

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	979
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	1932	Meteorites Collected:	1

50+ Custom Enchants Lucky Blocks Custom Auto-Miner Custom Pet System Custom Gang System Custom Achievement System Custom Fishing System Custom Rank-up System Custom Bot Infinite Ranks Custom Shop Custom Stats Menu Anti-Cheat

DankPrison.com

Silvermons

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	5140
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Meteorites Collected:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Silvermons is a non pay-to-win community-driven Pixelmon Reforged server for both casual and competitive players. The server has a unique gameplay experience with our custom level cap and rank progression system intertwined with the main progression content of the server. Brace yourself for challenges that include our exclusive custom Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, and the formidable Champion’s Gauntlet. Beyond this progression system, the server offers a diverse array of content tailored to players of all interests. This includes our Weekly Tournaments with multiple formats, unique Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more!• Server IP: play.silvermons.com • We are running Pixelmon Reforged on Minecraft 1.16.5 • Modpack: The Pixelmon Modpack (https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/the-pixelmon-modpack)

play.silvermons.com

Ascendant Survival

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	8470
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Elemental Crystals Collected:	48	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Void Armor Forged:	18	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Animals Bred:	89	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Crops Grown:	2482	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Holy Grails Found:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

AscendantSurvival.com

Cherry Survival

Economy, Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	1816
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runes Activated:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1

[1.19 Survival] [Survival Multiplayer] [Just Released] Cherry Survival is the perfect survival server to meet new friends, create your own warps, relax, and hang out! We have a friendly community with tons of quality-of-life features that you will you will be sure to enjoy!

ms.cherrysurvival.com

MineRefuge

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	6967
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Divine Spears Created:	14
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Crops Grown:	3411
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	34

MineRefuge is the #1 Survival and OneBlock server out there!Join our Earth Survival servers where the map is a 1:500 exact replica of our majestic planet, Earth! All continents have been set, teleport to the one you desire to live in by typing /continentsOr, join our OneBlock server where you start off on your 1 block island that once you break it, regenerates as another random block, expand your island and build what you want!

game.minerefuge.com