Chunky Goalie Craft: Where 600 Pound Men Guard the Hockey Net and Creepers Explode in Laughter

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everything is just too normal? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a 600-pound man in the hockey net! That’s right, forget about regular goalies, we’ve got a giant human wall blocking all your shots. And let me tell you, he’s got some killer moves for someone his size.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the creepers and skeletons let loose and dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie doing the robot.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a special area where you can ride pigs into battle against an army of evil villagers. It’s like a twisted version of Angry Birds, but with way more bacon.

So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few safety regulations).

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

RLCraft Merciless Sufferings

Economy, Factions, PvE, Survival

RLCraft is back with Version 2.9– No KeepInventory – Exploration Maps that change every 2 weeks – Player Shops -Job System – Factions Create Alliances or declare War on your Enemies. Take over their Territory to steal their Base!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8397	Ores Mined:	3497
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	20

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

SuperCraft

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Survival

This is a very friendly server and everyone is welcome here. This server is compatible with Java and cracked players, No toxicity is Tolerated, We are trying to make SuperCraft the best Indian Minecraft server.– Survival Game-Modes coming soon!: – Parkour – SkyBlock – BedWars – ThePit – SkyWars – More to come!Connect with us, join the discord server at https://discord.supercraft.in/

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Runes Activated:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

AcentraMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Ores Mined:	7787
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Arcaneva Geopolitical

Earth, Factions, PvP, Roleplay

Arcaneva is a Minecraft 1.19.4 Java and Bedrock server where you can lead or support a nation on EARTH on a Full Scale! What’s stopping you from having a good time?!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	87
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Runes Activated:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

SkyBlade

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

We’re a Minecraft Bedrock and Java cross-play server with a large variety of fun minigames to play! Our goal is to bring the best experience to players, which is why we really want to hear your feedback for us to improve! Join us on Discord and follow us on Twitter and Instagram (@SkyBladeNetwork) to stay up-to-date!To summarise, here’s a LARGE list of things that we offer: – SkyWars, BedWars, The Bridge, TNT Run, TurfWars, Colour Shuffle (Block Party Equivalent), Spleef, Drop, ZAP (Splegg Equivalent), One in the Chamber, Punch (Sumo Equivalent), 1v1 Duels, Free-Build Creative, Parkour, SkyBlock + so much more!So, what are you waiting for? Grab some friends and get playin’! We can’t wait to see you online! 🙂

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Divine Spears Created:	15
Emeralds Found:	8039	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Storyfortune

PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Storyfortune is a brand new survival experience based on the latest versions of Minecraft: Java Edition, with a focus on bringing players together unlike ever before while providing a top player experience! Our server is a grief-free and safe area where anyone and everyone can come and play with others. We strive to provide a unique and engaging experience while maintaining the core survival gameplay.We have player warps and shops, land claiming, marriage, an auction house and so much more! What are you waiting for?**IP: find.storyfortune.net** **Version: 1.20.2**Our rules can be found at: https://storyfortune.net/rules Our Discord server: https://storyfortune.net/discord

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

ObiWorld

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

Family-friendly survival server. Java and Bedrock Crossplay!! Includes claims, homes, and teleport. Loads of minigames: bedwars, duels, paintball, parkour, hunger games and more! Active staff. Unlock abilities and earn ranks by just playing. Test your skills in our custom arenas and boss battles! Try out our custom enchantments, magic wands, and advancements. Java IP: play.obiworldmc.com Bedrock IP: play.obiworldmc.com Port: 47973

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5706	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Dragons Tamed:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

LifeStealMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Towns Built:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Simply Vanilla Anarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

We have been online since 2019 with a strong discord community and 10-30 active players. No hacking/duping allowed. Vanilla world-borders and Nether-roof is accessible.Want to experience anarchy without everyone hacking or long queues or low tps? Join Simply Vanilla! The server prides itself with having only very few plugins installed to keep things as Vanilla and Anarchy as possible. The server has never been reset and never will be, the current 6 TB map size speaks for itself.We are hosted in EU giving all players in Europe an excellent ping while still being reasonably good for North American players.Join Today!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Astral Projections Made:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

AugustaTowny

Economy, Survival, Towny

Augusta Towny is a offers a unique experience for players who enjoy town-building, jobs, quests, and economy. With the popular Towny plugin, players can join or create their own towns, and work together with other players to build, protect and grow their community. We offer custom world generation to allow your creativity to skyrocket. Our server also offers a friendly and welcoming community, where players can enjoy a variety of activities such as mining, farming, trading, and crafting. We have an economy system that allows players to earn money by gathering, crafting, smelting, and selling their resources and items. Use it to become to richest player on the server.How to Join: – Java Server IP: play.augustatowny.com – Bedrock Server IP: play.augustatowny.com | Bedrock Port: 25565 – Minecraft Version: The server operates on version 1.19.4 – ViaVersion and ViaBackwards are installed. 1.19+ is recommended - Discord: https://discord.gg/SF3aSc4dfJOur staff team is dedicated to providing a safe and enjoyable environment for all players, and are always available to assist players with any questions or concerns. So come join us on Augusta Towny and experience the fun and excitement of town-building, exploration, and community interaction!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	12

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

GravityCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Welcome to the Oldest Minecraft survival server, We have 2 Servers to choose from,[ Towny Survival Servers ] [Pre-Alpha]

+ Build, create, survive in the world with Custom Bosses and Dangerous Mobs waiting for you to lurk around! McMMO and Elite Mobs are in this server. + Rankup by building something cool, then post review in Discord or Live Review by Staff.[ OP-Skyblock Minion Based Server] [Beta]

+ Make an Island with limited resources, use primitive resources to expand Island such as Cobgen and Tree Regen. + Use Minions to help doing small task such as Mining, Slaying animals, Woodcutter, and so on. + Rankup (/rankup) to gain more perks and limitations. + Complete Challenges in /shop to get reward! + There are 30 Ranks, are you prepared for the challenge?Active and Friendly Staffs, please enjoy the game!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Charlie Roleplay

Roleplay

== PRYMA SERVER ==Pryma, a fabulous and very strong Kingdom where peace reigned, was once attacked by an evil Sect who burned the kingdom and tried to destroy everything that was left of it. Nobody gave up, the war lasted more than two years… But, in the end, the Kingdom surrendered.Some survivors remained, including Captain Clawes who, with his ship, managed to save much of the remaining population and bring them to the new Kingdom, a safer, more powerful kingdom, which was ready to take back the territory it had lost. Within this kingdom two Guilds were created: the Kadreks and the Oblivions. They were two strong guilds, both with the goal of bringing peace to the Kingdom of Pryma.Now it’s up to you! Find out how the in-game story will evolve! Improve your equipment, defeat the most feared bosses and complete all missions together with your Guild and your Friends!!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Endless Night Skies:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

InterstellarMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Villages Defended:	20	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Towns Built:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Vanilla Hype

Survival, Vanilla

Fresh new map! Vanilla Hype is a whitelisted vanilla server. There is no griefing or stealing and the gameplay is as vanilla as it gets. We have events and weekly competitions that anyone can join.The aim of the server is to build a friendly and mature community so we’re always looking for new members! If you’re interested in joining apply on our discord server :] https://discord.gg/3yJkzUp

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Astral Projections Made:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	New Chunks Explored:	649700
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Gods Slained:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Blockcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Survival, Vanilla

Blockcraft is a Minecraft server on version 1.20.1 just waiting to be played! Land claims, toggle PvP, and a player-based economy are just a few of the features you will find on this survival server. It also has crates for awesome in-game rewards! But we’re more than just minecrafting and blocks here, We’re a very close knitt community, with amazing dedicated staff, active playerbase and discord, we host regular events including Sunday Funday where you can will free ranks and crate keys! We have xmas and new years partys and players of all ages from 5 to 85! We have warps setup to help you navigate the shops run by players, the community center with items to get you going from the start, not to mention amazing events run throughout the year. Swing by and say hi and play minecraft your way! We are a Uk based server so ping may vary, To note we allow the use of English only in General chat, but you may dm in your chosen language, We are fully supportive of everyone here at blockcraft and we do not tolerate any form of bullying or harrasment of any kind. We’d love for you to come and join us and start your adventure today! Come join in on all the fun happening right here on Blockcraft! Bedrock port :19132

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Animals Bred:	156	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.