Chunky Goalie Craft: Where 600 Pound Men Guard the Hockey Net and Creepers Explode in Laughter

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everything is just too normal? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a 600-pound man in the hockey net! That’s right, forget about regular goalies, we’ve got a giant human wall blocking all your shots. And let me tell you, he’s got some killer moves for someone his size.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the creepers and skeletons let loose and dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie doing the robot.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a special area where you can ride pigs into battle against an army of evil villagers. It’s like a twisted version of Angry Birds, but with way more bacon.

So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few safety regulations).

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Zombie Dances:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	New Chunks Explored:	243459
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Shadow Kingdom

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Shadow Kingdom is a unique network of many servers dedicated to providing you the best Minecraft experience. Whether you’re a build-savvy architect, competitive PvP warrior, or just looking for a place to meet a tight-knit community of friendly individuals, Shadow Kingdom Network is the place for you! Our network is divided between only 2 main servers: Creative and Towny; both of which are much different from each other. Only operating 2 main game modes allows our team to pay special attention to the small details, and also allows for constant updates, bug fixes, and support. Shadow Kingdom has been running for many years, and our servers are established and jam-packed with many features! We work hard to ensure that every player has a voice. If you have any suggestions or questions, please don’t hesitate to contact us on our forums! https://shadowkingdom.org/We hope to see you in-game soon!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

RLCraft Merciless Sufferings

Economy, Factions, PvE, Survival

RLCraft is back with Version 2.9– No KeepInventory – Exploration Maps that change every 2 weeks – Player Shops -Job System – Factions Create Alliances or declare War on your Enemies. Take over their Territory to steal their Base!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

SuperCraft

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Survival

This is a very friendly server and everyone is welcome here. This server is compatible with Java and cracked players, No toxicity is Tolerated, We are trying to make SuperCraft the best Indian Minecraft server.– Survival Game-Modes coming soon!: – Parkour – SkyBlock – BedWars – ThePit – SkyWars – More to come!Connect with us, join the discord server at https://discord.supercraft.in/

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

AcentraMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Arcaneva Geopolitical

Earth, Factions, PvP, Roleplay

Arcaneva is a Minecraft 1.19.4 Java and Bedrock server where you can lead or support a nation on EARTH on a Full Scale! What’s stopping you from having a good time?!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Dragons Tamed:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Void Armor Forged:	25
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Zombie Dances:	9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

SkyBlade

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

We’re a Minecraft Bedrock and Java cross-play server with a large variety of fun minigames to play! Our goal is to bring the best experience to players, which is why we really want to hear your feedback for us to improve! Join us on Discord and follow us on Twitter and Instagram (@SkyBladeNetwork) to stay up-to-date!To summarise, here’s a LARGE list of things that we offer: – SkyWars, BedWars, The Bridge, TNT Run, TurfWars, Colour Shuffle (Block Party Equivalent), Spleef, Drop, ZAP (Splegg Equivalent), One in the Chamber, Punch (Sumo Equivalent), 1v1 Duels, Free-Build Creative, Parkour, SkyBlock + so much more!So, what are you waiting for? Grab some friends and get playin’! We can’t wait to see you online! 🙂

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	47	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Storyfortune

PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Storyfortune is a brand new survival experience based on the latest versions of Minecraft: Java Edition, with a focus on bringing players together unlike ever before while providing a top player experience! Our server is a grief-free and safe area where anyone and everyone can come and play with others. We strive to provide a unique and engaging experience while maintaining the core survival gameplay.We have player warps and shops, land claiming, marriage, an auction house and so much more! What are you waiting for?**IP: find.storyfortune.net** **Version: 1.20.2**Our rules can be found at: https://storyfortune.net/rules Our Discord server: https://storyfortune.net/discord

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

ObiWorld

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

Family-friendly survival server. Java and Bedrock Crossplay!! Includes claims, homes, and teleport. Loads of minigames: bedwars, duels, paintball, parkour, hunger games and more! Active staff. Unlock abilities and earn ranks by just playing. Test your skills in our custom arenas and boss battles! Try out our custom enchantments, magic wands, and advancements. Java IP: play.obiworldmc.com Bedrock IP: play.obiworldmc.com Port: 47973

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Divine Spears Created:	19
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	393
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

LifeStealMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Animals Bred:	188
Enchantments Applied:	74	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Simply Vanilla Anarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

We have been online since 2019 with a strong discord community and 10-30 active players. No hacking/duping allowed. Vanilla world-borders and Nether-roof is accessible.Want to experience anarchy without everyone hacking or long queues or low tps? Join Simply Vanilla! The server prides itself with having only very few plugins installed to keep things as Vanilla and Anarchy as possible. The server has never been reset and never will be, the current 6 TB map size speaks for itself.We are hosted in EU giving all players in Europe an excellent ping while still being reasonably good for North American players.Join Today!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Villages Defended:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

AugustaTowny

Economy, Survival, Towny

Augusta Towny is a offers a unique experience for players who enjoy town-building, jobs, quests, and economy. With the popular Towny plugin, players can join or create their own towns, and work together with other players to build, protect and grow their community. We offer custom world generation to allow your creativity to skyrocket. Our server also offers a friendly and welcoming community, where players can enjoy a variety of activities such as mining, farming, trading, and crafting. We have an economy system that allows players to earn money by gathering, crafting, smelting, and selling their resources and items. Use it to become to richest player on the server.How to Join: – Java Server IP: play.augustatowny.com – Bedrock Server IP: play.augustatowny.com | Bedrock Port: 25565 – Minecraft Version: The server operates on version 1.19.4 – ViaVersion and ViaBackwards are installed. 1.19+ is recommended - Discord: https://discord.gg/SF3aSc4dfJOur staff team is dedicated to providing a safe and enjoyable environment for all players, and are always available to assist players with any questions or concerns. So come join us on Augusta Towny and experience the fun and excitement of town-building, exploration, and community interaction!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Runes Activated:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

GravityCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Welcome to the Oldest Minecraft survival server, We have 2 Servers to choose from,[ Towny Survival Servers ] [Pre-Alpha]

+ Build, create, survive in the world with Custom Bosses and Dangerous Mobs waiting for you to lurk around! McMMO and Elite Mobs are in this server. + Rankup by building something cool, then post review in Discord or Live Review by Staff.[ OP-Skyblock Minion Based Server] [Beta]

+ Make an Island with limited resources, use primitive resources to expand Island such as Cobgen and Tree Regen. + Use Minions to help doing small task such as Mining, Slaying animals, Woodcutter, and so on. + Rankup (/rankup) to gain more perks and limitations. + Complete Challenges in /shop to get reward! + There are 30 Ranks, are you prepared for the challenge?Active and Friendly Staffs, please enjoy the game!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	7020	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Charlie Roleplay

Roleplay

== PRYMA SERVER ==Pryma, a fabulous and very strong Kingdom where peace reigned, was once attacked by an evil Sect who burned the kingdom and tried to destroy everything that was left of it. Nobody gave up, the war lasted more than two years… But, in the end, the Kingdom surrendered.Some survivors remained, including Captain Clawes who, with his ship, managed to save much of the remaining population and bring them to the new Kingdom, a safer, more powerful kingdom, which was ready to take back the territory it had lost. Within this kingdom two Guilds were created: the Kadreks and the Oblivions. They were two strong guilds, both with the goal of bringing peace to the Kingdom of Pryma.Now it’s up to you! Find out how the in-game story will evolve! Improve your equipment, defeat the most feared bosses and complete all missions together with your Guild and your Friends!!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

InterstellarMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Vanilla Hype

Survival, Vanilla

Fresh new map! Vanilla Hype is a whitelisted vanilla server. There is no griefing or stealing and the gameplay is as vanilla as it gets. We have events and weekly competitions that anyone can join.The aim of the server is to build a friendly and mature community so we’re always looking for new members! If you’re interested in joining apply on our discord server :] https://discord.gg/3yJkzUp

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Potions Brewed:	113	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9602	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.