Chunky Goalie Craft: Where 600 Pound Men Guard the Hockey Net and Creepers Explode in Laughter

600 pound man, agility, Athletic, chunky, Craft, CREEPERS, Defense, Endurance, explode, goalie, goalkeeping, guard, Hockey, ice hockey, Laughter, Men, Net, Physical fitness, Pound, SIZE, sports, Sportsmanship, strategy, strength, team sports, teamwork, Unconventional, unconventional tactics, weight

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everything is just too normal? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a 600-pound man in the hockey net! That’s right, forget about regular goalies, we’ve got a giant human wall blocking all your shots. And let me tell you, he’s got some killer moves for someone his size.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the creepers and skeletons let loose and dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie doing the robot.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a special area where you can ride pigs into battle against an army of evil villagers. It’s like a twisted version of Angry Birds, but with way more bacon.

So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few safety regulations).

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	344	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

SuperCraft

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Survival

This is a very friendly server and everyone is welcome here. This server is compatible with Java and cracked players, No toxicity is Tolerated, We are trying to make SuperCraft the best Indian Minecraft server.– Survival Game-Modes coming soon!: – Parkour – SkyBlock – BedWars – ThePit – SkyWars – More to come!Connect with us, join the discord server at https://discord.supercraft.in/

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	76

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

AcentraMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Arcaneva Geopolitical

Earth, Factions, PvP, Roleplay

Arcaneva is a Minecraft 1.19.4 Java and Bedrock server where you can lead or support a nation on EARTH on a Full Scale! What’s stopping you from having a good time?!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Mines Excavated:	2917	New Chunks Explored:	969975
Falling into the Void:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

SkyBlade

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

We’re a Minecraft Bedrock and Java cross-play server with a large variety of fun minigames to play! Our goal is to bring the best experience to players, which is why we really want to hear your feedback for us to improve! Join us on Discord and follow us on Twitter and Instagram (@SkyBladeNetwork) to stay up-to-date!To summarise, here’s a LARGE list of things that we offer: – SkyWars, BedWars, The Bridge, TNT Run, TurfWars, Colour Shuffle (Block Party Equivalent), Spleef, Drop, ZAP (Splegg Equivalent), One in the Chamber, Punch (Sumo Equivalent), 1v1 Duels, Free-Build Creative, Parkour, SkyBlock + so much more!So, what are you waiting for? Grab some friends and get playin’! We can’t wait to see you online! 🙂

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Buildings Constructed:	34
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	475	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Farms Harvested:	186	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Storyfortune

PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Storyfortune is a brand new survival experience based on the latest versions of Minecraft: Java Edition, with a focus on bringing players together unlike ever before while providing a top player experience! Our server is a grief-free and safe area where anyone and everyone can come and play with others. We strive to provide a unique and engaging experience while maintaining the core survival gameplay.We have player warps and shops, land claiming, marriage, an auction house and so much more! What are you waiting for?**IP: find.storyfortune.net** **Version: 1.20.2**Our rules can be found at: https://storyfortune.net/rules Our Discord server: https://storyfortune.net/discord

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

ObiWorld

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

Family-friendly survival server. Java and Bedrock Crossplay!! Includes claims, homes, and teleport. Loads of minigames: bedwars, duels, paintball, parkour, hunger games and more! Active staff. Unlock abilities and earn ranks by just playing. Test your skills in our custom arenas and boss battles! Try out our custom enchantments, magic wands, and advancements. Java IP: play.obiworldmc.com Bedrock IP: play.obiworldmc.com Port: 47973

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Runes Activated:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

LifeStealMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Simply Vanilla Anarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

We have been online since 2019 with a strong discord community and 10-30 active players. No hacking/duping allowed. Vanilla world-borders and Nether-roof is accessible.Want to experience anarchy without everyone hacking or long queues or low tps? Join Simply Vanilla! The server prides itself with having only very few plugins installed to keep things as Vanilla and Anarchy as possible. The server has never been reset and never will be, the current 6 TB map size speaks for itself.We are hosted in EU giving all players in Europe an excellent ping while still being reasonably good for North American players.Join Today!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Emeralds Found:	2581	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

AugustaTowny

Economy, Survival, Towny

Augusta Towny is a offers a unique experience for players who enjoy town-building, jobs, quests, and economy. With the popular Towny plugin, players can join or create their own towns, and work together with other players to build, protect and grow their community. We offer custom world generation to allow your creativity to skyrocket. Our server also offers a friendly and welcoming community, where players can enjoy a variety of activities such as mining, farming, trading, and crafting. We have an economy system that allows players to earn money by gathering, crafting, smelting, and selling their resources and items. Use it to become to richest player on the server.How to Join: – Java Server IP: play.augustatowny.com – Bedrock Server IP: play.augustatowny.com | Bedrock Port: 25565 – Minecraft Version: The server operates on version 1.19.4 – ViaVersion and ViaBackwards are installed. 1.19+ is recommended - Discord: https://discord.gg/SF3aSc4dfJOur staff team is dedicated to providing a safe and enjoyable environment for all players, and are always available to assist players with any questions or concerns. So come join us on Augusta Towny and experience the fun and excitement of town-building, exploration, and community interaction!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	340

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

GravityCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Welcome to the Oldest Minecraft survival server, We have 2 Servers to choose from,[ Towny Survival Servers ] [Pre-Alpha]

+ Build, create, survive in the world with Custom Bosses and Dangerous Mobs waiting for you to lurk around! McMMO and Elite Mobs are in this server. + Rankup by building something cool, then post review in Discord or Live Review by Staff.[ OP-Skyblock Minion Based Server] [Beta]

+ Make an Island with limited resources, use primitive resources to expand Island such as Cobgen and Tree Regen. + Use Minions to help doing small task such as Mining, Slaying animals, Woodcutter, and so on. + Rankup (/rankup) to gain more perks and limitations. + Complete Challenges in /shop to get reward! + There are 30 Ranks, are you prepared for the challenge?Active and Friendly Staffs, please enjoy the game!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Love Letters Sent:	16
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Charlie Roleplay

Roleplay

== PRYMA SERVER ==Pryma, a fabulous and very strong Kingdom where peace reigned, was once attacked by an evil Sect who burned the kingdom and tried to destroy everything that was left of it. Nobody gave up, the war lasted more than two years… But, in the end, the Kingdom surrendered.Some survivors remained, including Captain Clawes who, with his ship, managed to save much of the remaining population and bring them to the new Kingdom, a safer, more powerful kingdom, which was ready to take back the territory it had lost. Within this kingdom two Guilds were created: the Kadreks and the Oblivions. They were two strong guilds, both with the goal of bringing peace to the Kingdom of Pryma.Now it’s up to you! Find out how the in-game story will evolve! Improve your equipment, defeat the most feared bosses and complete all missions together with your Guild and your Friends!!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

InterstellarMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9757
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Vanilla Hype

Survival, Vanilla

Fresh new map! Vanilla Hype is a whitelisted vanilla server. There is no griefing or stealing and the gameplay is as vanilla as it gets. We have events and weekly competitions that anyone can join.The aim of the server is to build a friendly and mature community so we’re always looking for new members! If you’re interested in joining apply on our discord server :] https://discord.gg/3yJkzUp

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Blockcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Survival, Vanilla

Blockcraft is a Minecraft server on version 1.20.1 just waiting to be played! Land claims, toggle PvP, and a player-based economy are just a few of the features you will find on this survival server. It also has crates for awesome in-game rewards! But we’re more than just minecrafting and blocks here, We’re a very close knitt community, with amazing dedicated staff, active playerbase and discord, we host regular events including Sunday Funday where you can will free ranks and crate keys! We have xmas and new years partys and players of all ages from 5 to 85! We have warps setup to help you navigate the shops run by players, the community center with items to get you going from the start, not to mention amazing events run throughout the year. Swing by and say hi and play minecraft your way! We are a Uk based server so ping may vary, To note we allow the use of English only in General chat, but you may dm in your chosen language, We are fully supportive of everyone here at blockcraft and we do not tolerate any form of bullying or harrasment of any kind. We’d love for you to come and join us and start your adventure today! Come join in on all the fun happening right here on Blockcraft! Bedrock port :19132

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

BennixMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to BennixMC, the ultimate Minecraft adventure awaits! Immerse yourself in a server filled with endless possibilities across multiple game modes.Join our SUPER SMP and experience a thrilling Minecraft journey like no other. Engage in intense PVP battles with our overhauled system, trade with shops, and explore customized terrain that guarantees a unique experience for every player. Claim your land, decorate with mini blocks, and unlock rewards as you improve your skills. Don’t forget to mine spawners with silk touch and catch custom fish to add excitement to your adventure. Plus, unleash your creativity in our dedicated Creative Plots, where your imagination has no limits.If you’re up for a challenge, test your agility and determination in our infinite parkour courses. Race against the clock, conquer gravity-defying jumps, and overcome intricate obstacles in pursuit of parkour perfection.No mods needed! Our server is available on both BEDROCK and JAVA platforms, making it accessible to players on PC, Mobile, PS4, Xbox, and Nintendo Switch. And the best part? There are no world resets, allowing you to build, conquer, and create without limits.Join us now at play.bennixmc.com on port 25565 and become part of our thriving community. Stay connected and get the latest updates by joining our Discord server at discord.gg/B848STG5wz. Your epic Minecraft adventure starts here, at BennixMC!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Void Armor Forged:	23
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Emeralds Found:	1051
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Meteorites Collected:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!