Chunky Goalie Craft: Where 600 Pound Men Guard the Hockey Net and Creepers Explode in Laughter

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everything is just too normal? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a 600-pound man in the hockey net! That’s right, forget about regular goalies, we’ve got a giant human wall blocking all your shots. And let me tell you, he’s got some killer moves for someone his size.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the creepers and skeletons let loose and dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie doing the robot.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a special area where you can ride pigs into battle against an army of evil villagers. It’s like a twisted version of Angry Birds, but with way more bacon.

So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few safety regulations).

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	96	Runes Activated:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Magic Items Found:	8797	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Meteorites Collected:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Zombie Dances:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Chimeras Created:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Meteorites Collected:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Void Armor Forged:	13	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Runes Activated:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Villages Defended:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Falling into the Void:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	53
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	59	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	65

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server‘s unofficial mascot!