Chunky Goalie Craft: Where 600 Pound Men Guard the Hockey Net and Creepers Explode in Laughter

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everything is just too normal? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a 600-pound man in the hockey net! That’s right, forget about regular goalies, we’ve got a giant human wall blocking all your shots. And let me tell you, he’s got some killer moves for someone his size.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the creepers and skeletons let loose and dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie doing the robot.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a special area where you can ride pigs into battle against an army of evil villagers. It’s like a twisted version of Angry Birds, but with way more bacon.

So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few safety regulations).

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Enchantments Applied:	139	Secret Passages Found:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	218	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	171	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Ores Mined:	2812
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Void Gems Collected:	38
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Mines Excavated:	2626
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Villages Defended:	11
Enchantments Applied:	269	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Farms Harvested:	400	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Meteorites Collected:	0

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	162	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Animals Bred:	63	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Dragons Tamed:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Mines Excavated:	1178	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Dragon Eggs Found:	2501	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.