Chunky Goalie Craft: Where 600 Pound Men Guard the Hockey Net and Creepers Explode in Laughter

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everything is just too normal? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a 600-pound man in the hockey net! That’s right, forget about regular goalies, we’ve got a giant human wall blocking all your shots. And let me tell you, he’s got some killer moves for someone his size.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the creepers and skeletons let loose and dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie doing the robot.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a special area where you can ride pigs into battle against an army of evil villagers. It’s like a twisted version of Angry Birds, but with way more bacon.

So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few safety regulations).

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Alien Abductions:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Dragons Tamed:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Farms Harvested:	286
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	706316	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	75
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Potions Brewed:	103
Divine Spears Created:	22	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Ores Mined:	1308	Battle Standards Raised:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7840
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Buildings Constructed:	24
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	856267	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Magic Items Found:	8920
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Endless Night Skies:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	9081
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Endless Night Skies:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	44
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.