Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you can’t even cux the child? Well, look no further because on our server, you can cux all the children you want! Just kidding, please don’t cux the child. But seriously, our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious antics that will keep you laughing for hours. Join now and see why everyone is talking about our one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 100/500 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7
Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
Magic Wands Crafted: 9 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Epic Shields Constructed: 33

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Blocky Weight Loss Haven

    Blocky Weight Loss Haven
    LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER?! WELL, LET ME TELL U, WE GOT ANTI-OBESITY DRUGS IN DA GAME! YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT! TAKE SOME GLP-1 AND U CAN JUMP HIGHER, RUN FASTER, AND EVEN FLY LIKE A FREAKIN’ SUPERHERO! PLUS, IT LINKED TO A 33% LOWER RISK OF SUICIDAL THOUGHTS! SO U CAN PLAY MINECRAFT AND BE HAPPY AT DA SAME TIME! JOIN US NOW AND EXPERIENCE DA WACKIEST ADVENTURES EVER! 🤪🎮🚀 #MinecraftMadness

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 13 Crystal Caves Mapped: 8
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Lunar Scepters Activated: 10
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • /BlockBros – Minecraft Server

    /BlockBros – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of dancing skeletons appear, challenging you to a dance-off for rare loot! Or how about encountering a secret underground village filled with talking cows who offer you enchanted armor in exchange for your best dance moves?

    But that’s not all! Our server is constantly updating with new content, like a rainbow-themed dimension where you can ride on unicorns and battle evil leprechauns for pots of gold. And don’t forget about our exclusive character banners featuring Xilonen, Chiori, Collei, Candace, and Dori – each with their own unique abilities and backstories!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who knows what wacky adventures await you next?

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 172432 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 11 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Buildings Constructed: 48 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • United States of Minecraft SMP

    United States of Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where we rate flags of US states and territories because why not?! Join us and witness the epic battles between the Ohio flag and the Texas flag as they duke it out for the top spot. But watch out for Puerto Rico and Utah, they may seem innocent but they pack a punch when it comes to flag ratings. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of madness anywhere else. So come on, join us and let’s see which flag reigns supreme in our crazy world of Minecraft flag ratings!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7 Evil Lairs Raided: 6
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 13 Magic Items Found: 8342
    Wilderness Tamed: 19 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 9 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 15
    Farms Harvested: 853 Endless Legions Commanded: 13

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • BananaBlock Minecraft Server

    BananaBlock Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of wasted bananas! Join us for a banana-free experience filled with endless snack options and no guilt over uneaten fruit.

    Our server offers a variety of activities, from building epic structures to battling mobs in the depths of the mines. And don’t worry, there are no bananas in sight to go to waste!

    Join us and be part of a community that values snack options and understands the importance of not letting food go bad. Who needs bananas when you have a whole world of Minecraft adventures waiting for you? Join now and say goodbye to banana guilt forever!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 22 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 7 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Mom’s Ashes: Stepdad Showdown

    Mom’s Ashes: Stepdad Showdown
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of cease and desist orders, lawsuits, and buried remains!

    Experience the thrill of fighting for your loved one’s final wishes against a family who’s more secretive than a hidden treasure chest in Minecraft. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the villain who puts someone in an early grave? The choice is yours!

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and receive a free urn with a mysterious backstory, just like the one in this crazy family saga. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our Minecraft server today!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 18
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 7 Rune Stones Activated: 8
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • FearFactorSMP

    FearFactorSMP
    Are you afraid of creepers blowing up your precious builds? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft SMP, creepers have been trained to only explode in designated areas! Join us for a chance to witness the most disciplined creepers in the Minecraft world.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with the chickens or try to stop their poultry revolution?

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure buried deep within the server that can only be found by solving a series of riddles left behind by a mysterious player known only as “The Prankster.” Will you be the one to uncover the treasure and claim your riches?

    So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other! Just remember to watch out for those sneaky chickens…they may look innocent, but they’re always up to something cluckin’ crazy!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 23
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 20 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 3 Eternal Flames Captured: 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15 Potions Brewed: 37

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • MineCraftyDisasters

    MineCraftyDisasters
    Have you ever had a day so bad that you wished you could just respawn and start over? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Join us and leave all your real-life problems behind as you embark on a wild adventure filled with exploding chickens, rainbow-colored creepers, and a secret underground society of talking llamas. Trust us, the worst day of your life will pale in comparison to the chaos and hilarity that awaits you on our server. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Infinity Stones Found: 3
    Battle Standards Raised: 10 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 10
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • CloudyCraft: Shape, Rain, Shade, Fun!

    CloudyCraft: Shape, Rain, Shade, Fun!
    Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join the most epic Minecraft server ever, then you gotta come to our server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little somethin’ somethin’ about why you should join:

    First off, we got clouds that are straight up shapeshifters! They’ll be changing shapes like nobody’s business, keeping you on your toes and making your world feel alive!

    But wait, there’s more! These clouds ain’t just for show, oh no. They’re also rainmakers for all you farmers out there. Need some water for your crops? Just look up and watch those clouds do their thang!

    And if that ain’t enough to convince you, just think about all the cool backdrops you can get for your screenshots! Those clouds will make your builds look even more epic than they already are.

    Oh, and did I mention they provide shade for when it’s super hot outside? Yeah, clouds are like nature’s own air conditioner, keeping you cool while you mine and craft to your heart’s content.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the magic of clouds in Minecraft like never before! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Crops Grown: 5285 Forbidden Relics Collected: 2
    Alien Abductions: 0 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Magic Wands Crafted: 12 Star Shards Collected: 210
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • ❤️ FORCEMINE ✨ /FREE /ADMINKA EVENTS ✅ Minecraft WIP server

    ❤️ FORCEMINE ✨ /FREE /ADMINKA EVENTS ✅ Minecraft WIP server

    FORCEMINE is one of the largest 1.12.2 GRIF servers. We have regular events, a lot of freebies, a well-thought-out economy and much more!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Vanishing Items Found: 7
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Ores Mined: 5625 Legendary Items Repaired: 3
    Treasure Maps Found: 5 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Cock Music Minecraft Server

    Cock Music Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is run by Aut, the eternal avatar of the divine metaphysical cock music! That’s right, Aut-Is-Him and he’s here to bring some serious chaos and fun to your Minecraft experience.

    Join our server and you’ll be greeted by flying pigs, dancing creepers, and rainbow-colored sheep. But that’s not all – we’ve got diamond armor that turns you into a disco ball, enchanted swords that shoot out fireworks, and a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat.

    If you’re looking for a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as Aut himself, then come join us and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what kind of shenanigans Aut will get up to next? But one thing’s for sure, you won’t want to miss out on all the madness and mayhem that awaits you on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the absurdity begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 4 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 17 Underground Cities Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • SisSaver Minecraft Server

    SisSaver Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of balancing work, family, and responsibilities just like the OP in this post! Join us for a wild adventure where you can escape the real world drama and dive into a world of blocks and creativity.

    Reasons to join our server: 1. Need a break from being the responsible older sibling? Come build and explore with us! 2. Tired of family drama and conflicting schedules? Our server is a drama-free zone where you can relax and have fun. 3. Want to escape the pressures of being the main contributor in your household? Let us take you on a virtual journey where you can be whoever you want to be.

    Join us now and let’s build a world where responsibilities are a thing of the past and fun is the only priority!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 6 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Wilderness Tamed: 9
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 17 Mythical Quests Completed: 19
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 47
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 8

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • HouseMortgageDrama

    HouseMortgageDrama
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like a witch’s cauldron! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoasters in our virtual theme park.

    Imagine this: you move into a virtual house with your Minecraft fiance, only to find out it was previously owned by his ex! But wait, there’s more – she’s still reaping the benefits while you’re stuck paying the mortgage. Talk about a creeper explosion!

    But fear not, because on our server, you can build your dream home without any ex-related mortgage drama. Join us and claim your virtual kingdom, where you make the rules and the only pre-foreclosure notices you’ll receive are from pesky zombies trying to invade your pixelated paradise.

    So why wait? Join us now and let the chaos begin! Just remember, in this world, the only limit is your imagination – and maybe the occasional exploding creeper.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 3
    Divine Scrolls Written: 14 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Endless Night Skies: 2
    Epic Weapons Forged: 7 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • NostalgiaCraft SMP

    NostalgiaCraft SMP
    Remember the good old days of playing Minecraft with your friends, building epic structures and battling mobs together? Well, get ready to relive those memories on our totally legit and not-at-all chaotic Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with wacky adventures, hilarious mishaps, and the occasional accidental creeper explosion.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you, we have the most epic community of players who are always up for a good time. Need someone to help you defeat the Ender Dragon? We got you covered. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? We can make that happen. Plus, our server is so exclusive that even Herobrine himself is a regular player (he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him).

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within the bowels of our server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Only the bravest and most daring players dare to seek out this legendary loot, but if you’re up for the challenge, then come join us and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a rollercoaster of fun, laughter, and maybe just a little bit of chaos. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Villages Defended: 15 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Ether Blades Crafted: 19
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 10

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • NudeCrafters

    NudeCrafters
    Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is filled with naked players running around, building epic structures with nothing but their pixelated bodies. From towering castles to intricate redstone contraptions, our players have truly mastered the art of Minecraft… in the nude.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have learned how to speak English and are plotting to overthrow the players. Will you join forces with the chickens or fight against them? The choice is yours.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds for life. But beware, the treasure is guarded by a pack of rabid wolves who have a taste for naked flesh.

    So come join our Minecraft server, where the only thing more impressive than our builds is our lack of clothing. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 10 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 19
    Epic Battles Fought: 10 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Orbs of Power Found: 5 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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