Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you can’t even cux the child? Well, look no further because on our server, you can cux all the children you want! Just kidding, please don’t cux the child. But seriously, our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious antics that will keep you laughing for hours. Join now and see why everyone is talking about our one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 91/600 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0
Blood Moons Survived: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
Immortal Anvils Forged: 16 Mines Excavated: 1339
Evil Twin Fights: 3 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
Volcanoes Explored: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 12

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

New Minecraft Servers

  • GrownUpGamer Minecraft SMP

    GrownUpGamer Minecraft SMP
    Remember that time you accidentally set your house on fire in Minecraft because you thought lava would make a cool fireplace? Yeah, that was the moment you knew you were no longer a child. But fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we embrace your inner child and encourage you to make even more questionable decisions.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, hilarious mishaps, and the occasional dance party in the Nether. Our community is like a dysfunctional family, but with more explosions and less awkward family dinners. So if you’re ready to unleash your inner chaos and take your Minecraft skills to the next level, come join us and see just how far you can push the boundaries of sanity. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Enchantments Applied: 185
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Magic Wands Crafted: 18 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Star Shards Collected: 64
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • TalentlessButCool

    TalentlessButCool
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest one out there!

    Join us if you want to showcase your not-so-useful talents like juggling chickens, speaking in reverse, or reciting the alphabet backward while doing a handstand. We embrace all the weird and wonderful talents that make you, well, you!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Whisperer, who can communicate with our feathered friends in ways you never thought possible. Rumor has it that the chickens even help you mine diamonds if you can impress them with your best chicken impression.

    So why wait? Join our server today and let your freak flag fly high as you embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for llama grooming or underwater basket weaving along the way. The possibilities are endless, just like the laughs you’ll have on our server!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 61 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2016 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Endless Legions Commanded: 26 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 8

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Calorie Burner Rest Stop Walks

    Calorie Burner Rest Stop Walks
    So like, yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got da most lit adventures eva! Like, imagine walkin’ in da game, right? But instead of just walkin’ straight, u gotta take mad stops along da way to burn dem calories! It’s like a workout in da game, fam!

    So like, u start walkin’ and den u gotta stop and do some crazy challenges to keep goin’. Like, maybe u gotta fight off a horde of zombie pigs or build a tower of llamas to reach da next level. It’s like a boot camp in da Minecraft world, but way more fun!

    And get dis, u gotta use more energy to start walkin’ again after each stop, so u burn even more calories! It’s like a never-ending cycle of exercise and adventure, all in one epic server. So come join us and get ready to sweat in da most epic way possible!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 13 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 23 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Magic Crystals Found: 8
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 5 Zombie Dances: 7
    Alien Abductions: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • TerraCrafts Survival

    TerraCrafts Survival

    Welcome to TerraCrafts! Server IP: MC.TerraCrafts.com Game: Minecraft Java Dive into a world of adventure, exploration, and survival in TerraCrafts, the ultimate Minecraft experience! Whether you’re a builder, an adventurer, or a fighter, our server has something for everyone. Server IP: MC.TerraCrafts.com

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 14 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11
    Emeralds Found: 417 Dragon Eggs Found: 4274

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Tophat

    Tophat

    Welcome to Tophat Minecraft Server!

    Join our vibrant community and experience thrilling gameplay in a unique BoxPvP environment! Whether you’re a veteran combatant or just starting your adventure, Tophat offers a dynamic arena where strategy and skill come together for epic battles.

    Features: – BoxPvP Arena: Engage in fast-paced, action-packed matches where only the best emerge victorious.

    – Tournaments: Participate in exciting tournaments with fantastic prizes and prove your worth against the best players.

    – Community Events: Join in on our fun community events for a chance to win exclusive rewards and meet fellow players.

    – Cross-Version Support: Play seamlessly across versions 1.8x-1.21x (with 1.20.1 as the main version).

    Connect now at tophat.mysrv.us and become part of the Tophat members! Join our Discord server for the latest updates, announcements, and others

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 1 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 9 Farms Harvested: 457
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Ores Mined: 9352
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Tribe Thread Minecraft Server

    Tribe Thread Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a unique feature called “cock tribute requests and saves”! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is home to the most epic and majestic cock statues you will ever see in Minecraft. Players can request their very own cock tribute to be built in their honor, or save their favorite cock creations for future generations to admire.

    2. We have a secret underground cock fighting arena where players can battle it out with their feathered friends in intense PvP matches. The winner gets to claim the title of Cock Champion and earn exclusive rewards.

    3. Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a giant cock who roams the land, terrorizing players who dare to challenge its might. Will you be brave enough to face this legendary creature and claim its treasure?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Underground Cities Explored: 3
    Towns Built: 10 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 17
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • makes you mad < Minecraft SMP

    makes you mad < Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where everything is turned up to 11!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server has a special plugin that randomly makes you mad for no reason at all! One minute you’ll be peacefully mining for diamonds, and the next you’ll be throwing your pickaxe at a zombie for stealing your lunch money. It’s chaos at its finest!

    But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical potato. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just how we roll on this server!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride of madness, mayhem, and maybe even a little bit of mining. Just watch out for those angry chickens!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 20
    Star Shards Collected: 89 Astral Staffs Crafted: 16
    Falling into the Void: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 20 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 20 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • KickOutCraft

    KickOutCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera in the virtual world!

    Join us for some outrageous adventures and crazy stories, just like the time when a player’s sister-in-law kicked them out of their house in the game for no reason at all! Can you believe it? It’s like a real-life soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

    Build your own virtual house, take care of virtual kids, and deal with virtual gasslighting from other players. Who knew Minecraft could be so dramatic and intense? But hey, that’s what makes our server so unique and entertaining!

    So, if you’re looking for a server that’s full of surprises, drama, and unexpected twists, then look no further. Join us now and experience the chaos for yourself! Just remember, what happens in our Minecraft world stays in our Minecraft world. 😉

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Void Armor Forged: 16 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Star Shards Collected: 89 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • RedstoneRevolution – Minecraft SMP

    RedstoneRevolution – Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness the power of the almighty Potato Cannon, a creation so revolutionary that it has single-handedly changed the course of history in our server.

    Picture this: a group of players armed with nothing but potatoes and a dream, coming together to build the ultimate weapon of mass destruction. The Potato Cannon has the ability to launch potatoes at lightning speed, causing chaos and destruction wherever it goes.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, a group of fearless warriors who ride into battle on the backs of giant chickens. Together, they fight off hordes of evil mobs and protect our precious potato crops at all costs.

    So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you witness the power of the Potato Cannon and ride into battle on a giant chicken? Join us now and become a part of the most ridiculous and entertaining server in the Minecraft universe!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4 Endless Legions Commanded: 12
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 0
    Mythical Relics Collected: 16 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 19
    Void Gems Collected: 37 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 26
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PixelPeenPraise

    PixelPeenPraise
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where no one appreciates the true beauty of your pixelated manhood? Look no further, because on our server, we have a whole cult dedicated to worshipping the majestic phallus of every player!

    Join us and receive compliments like “Your blocky member is truly a work of art” and “I’ve never seen such a magnificent pickaxe before!” Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon himself once whispered sweet nothings about a player’s diamond sword.

    So if you want your Minecraft experience to be filled with praise for your virtual manhood, come join us and show off your impressive block-building skills in more ways than one!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 7 Demon Skulls Collected: 24
    Treasure Maps Found: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Titanic Battles Fought: 22

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PentagonCraft – No Arms Embargo!

    PentagonCraft – No Arms Embargo!
    yo yo yo, listen up fam! u gotta join this lit minecraft server cuz it’s so freakin’ epic, like seriously bro.

    imagine this, right, you spawn in and you’re greeted by a freakin’ talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who gives you quests to go on epic adventures. like, one time he asked me to find the legendary diamond sword of doom and i had to battle a horde of evil chickens to get it.

    and get this, there’s a secret underground base where you can team up with other players to take on the evil Ender Dragon. but watch out, cuz there’s a rumor that the dragon is actually controlled by a group of evil llamas who want to take over the server.

    oh, and did i mention that there’s a hidden disco party room where you can dance the night away with your friends? it’s like the coolest thing ever, trust me.

    so come join us on this insane minecraft server, where anything is possible and the fun never stops. trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Villages Defended: 14
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 34 Vanishing Items Found: 7
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Emeralds Found: 7795

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Westera SMP

    Westera SMP

    Saddle up and dive into Westera, a Western-themed SMP server that blends classic survival gameplay with immersive mechanics tailored just for you.

    Our True West Survival mode keeps things authentic, offering a fully unaltered Minecraft experience – even the chat stays true to vanilla roots. But this isn’t just your average survival world; it’s a competitive wilderness where seasoned pioneers are eager to share their knowledge and get you on your way to mastering the frontier.

    Grab your hat, round up your friends, and join the adventure—there’s a whole frontier waiting to be claimed!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Mythical Relics Collected: 16 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 1 Cursed Lands Purified: 9
    Emeralds Found: 6975 Runes Activated: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • WildGrief » Griefing, Anarchy, Best anti-cheat server for Minecraft

    WildGrief » Griefing, Anarchy, Best anti-cheat server for Minecraft

    WILDGRIEF ✔ ___________________________________________ IP: mc.WildGrief.me Donate: https://WildGrief.me/ Available versions: [1.16.X – 1.20.X] Recommended version: [1.16.5] The world is at your feet ➩ Survival ➩ Griefersky ➩ Sky PVP ➥ Private and unique plugins ➥ Smartphone with different games ➥ Fun and friendly players ➥ No lags on weak PCs ➥ Many modes ➥ Free donation ➥ Large online ➥ No lags ➥ Best Anti-Cheat ✔ MineCraft reference server. ___________________________________________

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Epic Quests Completed: 28 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Get ready to craft ‘n’ laugh on the TerraFirmaCraft Server! Just watch out for those sneaky creepers! v1.20.1

    Get ready to craft ‘n’ laugh on the TerraFirmaCraft Server! Just watch out for those sneaky creepers! v1.20.1

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name TerraFirmaGreg
    Modpack TerraFirmaGreg Modpack
    Claimed Chunks 50 per player
    Force Loaded Chunks 3 per player
    Discord https://ds.leafxp.net

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    1. What is the modpack for this server?

    The modpack for this server is TerraFirmaGreg, which combines TerraFirmaCraft and GregTech to create a realistic and challenging gameplay experience in Minecraft.

    2. How many claimed chunks do players get?

    Each player is allotted 50 claimed chunks on the server to prevent griefing.

    3. Is the server up 24/7?

    Yes, the server is up 24/7 and has backups with a script in case of a crash to ensure minimal downtime.

    4. Are there any specific playstyles encouraged on the server?

    All playstyles are welcome on the server, from builders to traders to adventurers. The community is open to diverse gameplay styles.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2
    Dimension Hops: 0 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 6
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 16 Wailing Winds Heard: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Crafty Nations Minecraft Server

    Crafty Nations Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of living in boring old countries with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the best country in the world! Why, you ask? Because we have flying pigs as our national animal and our national sport is llama racing! Our president is a talking cat named Sir Meowsalot who wears a top hat and monocle. Plus, our currency is made out of diamonds and emeralds because why not? Join our server and experience the wackiest country in the world!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Buildings Constructed: 34
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Towns Built: 10
    Wyrmholes Dug: 5 Legendary Scepters Created: 7
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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