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Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 97/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found: 15 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2
Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
Epic Quests Completed: 26 Reality Warps Survived: 1
Holy Grails Found: 4 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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