Chuds’ Funny Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring, serious Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays by the book? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and absolute mayhem.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of Herobrine busting out some killer dance moves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Arena, where players ride on the backs of chickens and battle it out in epic duels. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken wearing a tiny helmet charging into battle.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a trip to our Nether realm, where the lava flows like water and the pigmen are always up for a good time. Just be careful not to anger the Ender Dragon, who has a habit of photobombing unsuspecting players during their epic boss battles.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, craziest, and most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Who needs the right when you can have a whole lot of fun on our server!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	29

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

[1.20+] [play.oasissmp.gg]Oasis SMP is a newly released survival multiplayer server.Server Features: Land claiming Skills to level up Custom fishing Custom world & vanilla world, Jobs to earn money Shop creationIP: play.oasissmp.gg Version: 1.20+ Discord: https://discord.gg/NT8yJst82E

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	New Chunks Explored:	60764

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Sky Kingdoms

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

What do we offer? Bedwars, Survival with Slimefun & Lucky Blocks, Skypvp, Skywars, Agario, 1v1, Survival Games, Hide and Seek, Quake, Vanilla, Factions,

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Divine Spears Created:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

MineTrade

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

FrontierSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

InfiniteMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Introducing InfiniteMCInfiniteMC is a fun community server with tons of entertaining and enjoyable survival options to choose from. We have a large variety of ways you can choose to survive on in Minecraft and we guarantee you will have a complete, unique and enjoyable experience when you join InfiniteMC. The staff and regular players are dedicated on providing a welcoming and friendly atmosphere for all sorts of players, we hope to see you join us soon!Java / Bedrock compatibility Keep inventory Slimefun Towny Pyromining & Pyrofishing Player shops / Player warps / Player auctions Casino Rank up with in-game money Free daily crates for voting Competitive economy

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Warden City

Survival

Warden City only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

AllianceCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Crops Grown:	7326	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

EnchantMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Survival

EnchantMC.com is a fresh Pixelmon Server played by SpicyHindu. Join us today on Pixelmon Reforged v8.4.2!Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/enchantmc.1918096! IP: squirtle.enchantmc.com Website: https://enchantmc.com Plugins installed on server: Pixelmon, GTS, Nucleus

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

MinnesotaMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.MinessiiMC, is a Minecraft Java Edition/Bedrock network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	9

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Citrus

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Join our Survival Economy Server for an exciting gaming experience! We offer AFK Farms, intense PVP action, land claims to protect your creations, XP Leveling with kits, and the thrilling mcMMO plugin. Our active and friendly community loves to build and farm together, and we’re always chatting on Discord. Join us now for endless adventures!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Minecraft.SI

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

Slovenian minecraft network. The result of the merger of slo-survival and starfall’s networks. Come and have fun!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!