Chuds’ Funny Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring, serious Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays by the book? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and absolute mayhem.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of Herobrine busting out some killer dance moves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Arena, where players ride on the backs of chickens and battle it out in epic duels. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken wearing a tiny helmet charging into battle.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a trip to our Nether realm, where the lava flows like water and the pigmen are always up for a good time. Just be careful not to anger the Ender Dragon, who has a habit of photobombing unsuspecting players during their epic boss battles.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, craziest, and most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Who needs the right when you can have a whole lot of fun on our server!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

LuckyCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival

Discover LuckyCraft, the most friendly and fun Minecraft survival server in Dutch, running on version 1.20. In our dynamic survival world where the possibilities are endless, an unparalleled Minecraft experience awaits you. In LuckyCraft we ensure that the game never stands still through our unique and innovative mob-rank system. As you play, you’ll earn more and more rewards and benefits, making LuckyCraft the perfect choice for players who are constantly looking for challenge and progression in their Minecraft experience. With a friendly community of like-minded Dutch-speaking players, LuckyCraft is more than just a survival server. It’s a place to discover, grow and enjoy the fantastic world of Minecraft. Join LuckyCraft, the leading 1.20 Minecraft survival server, today and start your adventure in the most friendly and fun environment!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

CraftMC.pro

Bedwars, Creative, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

◈ ᴄʀᴀғᴛᴍᴄ.ᴘʀᴏWe invite you to this community dedicated to Minecraft enthusiasts. We focus on creating a friendly and fun environment for players of all ages and experience levels.With an experienced and competent team in managing this type of servers, we dedicate our resources and time to create special events to offer unique and exciting experiences to our players.–

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Enchantments Applied:	81
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Gods Slained:	0

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Pandam

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Pandamium is a Vanilla Survival Minecraft Server which will always update to the latest snapshot with experimental features.The server runs on a dedicated server with top hardware to ensure the best performance possible.Pandamium also uses a datapack to offer custom features like homes, tpa and voting rewards.We’re looking forward to seeing you on the server!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Smithereens Reboot

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

This cherished server is making a comeback! Tired of complicated mods and resource packs? Smithereens provides the vanilla experience along with an economy system and player-run shops. Join us and immerse yourself in the pure, nostalgic world of Minecraft.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Crops Grown:	1886
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

VentureBlock MC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Venture Block MC 1.20.1 Sanctuary Survival server based economy, quests, custom enchants, grief prevention, PvP and PvE. Escape Survival player based economy, quests, player shops, custom enchants, grief prevention, PvP and PvE. Creative Test World to test all your build ideas before building in survival, create schematics, maps and more!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Zombie Dances:	10

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

OceaniaCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

OceaniaCraft offers players a unique survival/economy experience with a massive list of non pay-to-win ranks to earn through gameplay!We have a very unique selection of custom made plugins that aim to maintain most vanilla aspects of the game while still introducing an economy aspect with the focus on gaining ranks through in-game currency and gameplay.Our player base is super friendly and our dedicated staff team volunteer around the clock to ensure that your experience is as enjoyable as possible. We hope to see you around!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Hollowtree

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

Welcome to Hollowtree, a relaxing Minecraft community partnered with CorbaWorld. Enjoy features like Grief Prevention, OP gear, unique jobs, QuickShops, McMMO, in-game ranks, donation packs, voting rewards, crates, no AFK-kick, mob catching, a peaceful resource world, MyPet, a creative server, Brewery, custom mob loot, auctions, warps, and Bedrock compatibility!We value our community and host events with exclusive gear and loot. Join our Discord for engagement, reports, suggestions and more! Hollowtree, sprouted from Hollowcraft 2015, reopened in December 2023 with its original owner and many returning members. Come play!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Minehut

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Paying Sucks Paying for game server hosting sucks. We know. That’s why we built an entire platform that allows anybody to create a server for free. Just hop on our lobby to get started.Cloud Technology Minehut’s innovative cloud infrastructure provides freely available servers for hundreds of players to use at any given time. Stop worrying about config files, restart management and uptime dependencies.Twitter: https://twitter.com/Minehut

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	69

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

EcoCityCraft Economy

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Available on JAVA & Bedrock! PC, Mobile, Xbox, Playstation, Nintendo & more!We have been online for 13+ years and counting! Join the oldest and best Economy Minecraft Server with more than 40,000+ officially registered members worldwide!Website: https://ecocitycraft.com Wiki: https://ecocitycraft.com/wiki Shop: https://ecocitycraft.com/shop Discord: https://ecocitycraft.com/discord New survival economy releases for 1.20.4 in 2024!Join our community of 13+ years and counting. Meet the friendly staff, the dedicated players, and make new friends for life. We aren’t just your regular Minecraft server, we are a long standing dedicated gaming community that will welcome you with open arms. Come on down, make some EcoDollars, and join the fun! Do you have what it takes to become the richest?Servers come and go, some close, some vanish, but not here! Have peace of mind knowing we’ve been going strong for 13+ years and have no plans to ever stop. Your gaming experience and progress is 100% secure with EcoCityCraft!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	15

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Hopela – Survival

Survival

Hopela: The Golden Fleece is the first phase of our unique adventure. This survival server offers an immersive experience with:Over 800 exciting quests Reach 70 levels of epic adventures Discover various professions and show off your skills Explore an XXL public dungeon – a challenge for the bravest Find hidden treasures and surprises at every turn :first_place: Special Challenge: The first player to reach level 70 will win an Official Minecraft Creeper Plush worth €31.99! So, invite your friends and all your contacts for this legendary quest!:date: The adventure begins on December 1, 2023 – Prepare your m&m’s and your Coke, the adventure awaits you!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

MysticValleyCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Chill Vibes | Crates | Voter Ranks | Seasonal Events | Skripts | Discord | No Griefing | Grief Prevention | Homes | /SitMystic Valley Craft is a community driven friendly survival server. With two (2) developers, there is no better time than the present to join and pitch your own ideas! All ranks are Vote based ranks! No Pay-to-WIN!Home to a shopping district located around spawn, using a custom in house shop chest plugin, mini-games (such as word guess) and a custom dragon fight, you will never get bored!If you want to play normal survival, that’s okay too! Our world is expansive and ready to be explored! Prefer violence? There are designated PvP Arenas where you can fight other players with leader boards!What is a Crate you might ask?Well first, there’s a Vote Crate, which requires a Vote Crate Key – acquired by, you guessed it, voting! First vote gives you a key on the house! On that note, the more you vote, the better rewards you get with every Vote Level! (try /votelevel in game)Second, there’s a Crate that cycles seasonaly, which is full of enchanted, magical, and exciting custom items! Moon Crate Keys have a 1% chance on every VOTE! That is an average pay out of 14 keys per year just by voting! You can access any Crate you like by visiting the Past Crates Tower at /spawnCome sit down, enjoy the eclipse, and play some Minecraft! 🙂

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Airidale Classic Prisons

Prison

Since 2016 Airidale has been pushing the bounds of Minecraft, and we are not stopping anytime soon! We offer a wide variety of custom game modes that anyone can enjoy. With custom features exclusive to our network, you won’t be let down!We use custom plugins to give players a true classic prisons experience. With custom enchanting, cells, shops, and items, you will never run out of things to do! Grind your way to the top with McMMO and Gangs! Give Airidale a try today!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	16

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

AusCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

» JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	225	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!