Chuds’ Funny Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring, serious Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays by the book? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and absolute mayhem.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of Herobrine busting out some killer dance moves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Arena, where players ride on the backs of chickens and battle it out in epic duels. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken wearing a tiny helmet charging into battle.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a trip to our Nether realm, where the lava flows like water and the pigmen are always up for a good time. Just be careful not to anger the Ender Dragon, who has a habit of photobombing unsuspecting players during their epic boss battles.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, craziest, and most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Who needs the right when you can have a whole lot of fun on our server!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Potions Brewed:	180	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Vinyard

MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Welcome to VineyardServer Ip – vineyard.apexmc.coDiscord – https://discord.gg/nPmDB7Y9tfWe are a relaxed community that loves minecraft but with a twist!Added features. 1. Slimefun – this adds a bunch of new items to the game that allow u to automate almost everything in the game. Like farms,spawners,stroagesystems,auto crafting and much more. 2. PyroFishing – this adds over 100 custom fish into the game. along with many more cool features 3. Towny – you can create a town to make claim to protect you items. also add a /town spawn and many other features. 4. Mcmmo – this add a whole bunch of skills into the game. so as you level you will receive different buffs depending on the skill. also adds a party feature so you can grind with your friends and level up together. 5. Creates – we have vote crates aswell as a bunch of crates u can obtain with in game currency. not only that we have cosmetic crates so u can customize your tools,weapons,armor also sometimes hats and backpacks.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Acidic

PvE, PvP

Acidic is a Java based survival server with a small community, the server is lightly modified with plugins that we believe improve game play. We have custom Warps, Shops, Lockable items and more! Come build cities with your friends or do whatever you’d like! Server is DDOS protected, has a 24-7 uptime, active staff. Community input is always valued when adding additional plugins.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Alien Abductions:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

HeathyBox

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival

HeathyBox is a newly made minecraft box server! Our biggest update yet has just released, the Nether update!

Come play, have fun, invite your friends, use yours kills!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

LifeLantern

LifeSteal

LifeLantern is a cracked server to play and 24/7 With No Lagg So JOIN NOW!! 355665555666677544&!!”4-!&4-;-55-;&5&::-&&&::

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

CoralHaven

Economy, Prison, PvP, Vanilla

– Dive into the captivating world of CoralHaven! –

– Server IP: play.coralhaven.net – Visit our Store: store.coralhaven.net – Explore more: coralhaven.net – Vote for us: coralhaven.net/vote

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Villages Defended:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	60

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

RedeFaint

Economy, KitPvP

Welcome to RedeFaint! A server with two modes KitPvP and Rankup! We are a Brazilian network committed to bringing the best to you! Each site you vote for will give you the right to VIP Champion for 5 minutes so you can make better use of the server! Come in and join us on this epic adventure

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zombie Dances:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Frostic MC

Survival

Looking for an epic Minecraft adventure? Look no further than Frostic MC! This incredible Minecraft server is the ultimate destination for all players seeking a thrilling and immersive gameplay experience. With its vast and diverse world, Frostic MC offers endless possibilities and excitement that will keep you hooked for hours on end! Why should you join Frostic MC? Well, let me tell you! Firstly, the server boasts a vibrant and friendly community that is always ready to welcome new players with open arms.

Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a complete newbie, you’ll find a supportive and inclusive environment where you can make new friends and forge unforgettable memories. But that’s not all! Frostic MC also has a wide range of features that cater to every player’s preferences.

There’s something for everyone to enjoy. The server’s dedicated team of staff members ensures that the gameplay is fair, balanced, and free from any cheaters or rule-breakers. So, what are you waiting for? Join Frostic MC today and embark on an extraordinary Minecraft journey like no other! Prepare to be amazed by the stunning landscapes, engage in thrilling adventures, and become a part of a vibrant community that will make your gaming experience truly unforgettable.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Mythical Quests Completed:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

GotSMP

Cross-Play, Survival

Fun multiplayer sever with nice admin claims factions rtp soon voice chat multplayer we might make you an operator join today for a very fun time If you have any questions we GOT you! have fun

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

OpalMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

New Bedrock + Java Vanilla SMP! Looking for a cross-platform Vanilla Economy server with no pay-to-win features? Look no further- we’ve got what you need right here on Opal-MC!

– Always Online – Fair & Equal Economy – Custom Player-Owned Shops – Well Balanced MMO Skilling -Bedrock & Java Cross-Play – PVP Completely Optional – Free Ranks & Perks

Bedrock: play.opal-mc.com Java: play.opal-mc.com

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Villages Defended:	12	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Donutopia

Survival, Vanilla

“Embark on an epic adventure in our Minecraft realm! Unleash your creativity, conquer challenging quests, and build your dream world with a vibrant community. Join us for an immersive gaming experience where imagination knows no bounds. Welcome to a realm of endless possibilities!” (chatgpt text

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Empyria

MCMMO, Pixelmon

Join the discord for the mods needed [in the channel ‘’announcement’’]

Welcome to our brand-new Minecraft server, where adventure awaits! Immerse yourself in a unique gameplay experience with the Cobblemon mod, adding a new twist to your mining adventures by introducing Pokemon that you can battle and collect. Unleash your creativity with the Create mod, offering a wide range of tools and contraptions to build impressive structures and automate tasks. Join our community, explore vast worlds, and embark on exciting quests filled with challenges and rewards. Are you ready to craft, build, and conquer in this ultimate Minecraft journey?

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Animals Bred:	82	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Goofy Goobers

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

So that everyone knows, not everything on the server is finished! I am working on it though!

Dynmap – http://142.4.207.221:8052/

If you’re ever on the server and something doesn’t work, is broken, or isn’t properly set up, do not be afraid to ping me in Discord and tell me!

There’s more server information on PlanetMinecraft! https://www.planetminecraft.com/server/goofy-goobers/

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

AUAnarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

AUAnarchy is a new Australian-hosted 1.20.4 Minecraft anarchy server.

We originally started back in 2021 and have now brought it back with updated plugins for speed-hack prevention and server hardware.

The world has been wiped since then so connect quickly to get a head-start!

– Australian Hosted! – 1.20.4! – Hacks Allowed!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Mythical Swords Crafted:	99

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Garrettmc Network

Anarchy, Bedwars, Mini Games, OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Hello and welcome to the Garrettmc network :). We have a variety of games to choose from, we have Minigames, Murder-Mystery, Skyblock, Classic smp, Smp, factions, creative, and an anarchy server as well. We know that the server wasn’t the best in the past and we are actively working toward making a higher quality server experience. We hope to see you on the server :), have a good day.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	246

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

ChargedCreeper

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Raiding, Survival

We use plugins to enhance your experience in Minecraft. Each one is carefully selected and configured to offer you a challenging and rewarding experience with replayability in mind while also keeping your progress safe! We aim to reduce bloat and poor performance on our server to keep your playing experience as smooth as possible.

Grief Defender Core Protect Custom Mobs & Bosses with unique powers & loot Dungeons McMMO Player Warps And more!

We aren’t just another SMP server. Our goal is to expand on the existing vanilla content in such a way that traditional mechanics are minimally affected. With the litany of servers available at your disposal, you may ask “Why should I join Charged Creeper?”. To answer that question: Simply join our server anytime, any place on any platform and see for yourself. There are no whitelist’s – no restrictions upon joining – no requirements to join our Discord (although it’s highly encouraged as most of our information regarding rules, commands, etc. will be posted there!).

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Divine Spears Created:	27	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.