Chuds’ Funny Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring, serious Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays by the book? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and absolute mayhem.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of Herobrine busting out some killer dance moves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Arena, where players ride on the backs of chickens and battle it out in epic duels. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken wearing a tiny helmet charging into battle.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a trip to our Nether realm, where the lava flows like water and the pigmen are always up for a good time. Just be careful not to anger the Ender Dragon, who has a habit of photobombing unsuspecting players during their epic boss battles.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, craziest, and most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Who needs the right when you can have a whole lot of fun on our server!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Nomercymc

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Skyroad

Skyroad Minecraft:

Different game types under one roof!

Survival, Freebuild, Events, WAR, PvP.

Join Skyroad: http://wiki.skyroad.me/Join

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

SkullCraft Skyblock

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Join now, you’ll have a blast playing on SkullCraft Skyblock!

Key Features: » Recently reset « » Latest in Skyblock Mechanics « » 10 Themed Starter Islands « » Player Shops « » Upgradable Islands « » Nether / End World Access « » Minigames « » Pre1.9 PVP Mechinics « » MCMMO RPG Leveling System «

► IP: play.skull-craft.com ► Version: 1.8 – 1.15+

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	92
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

ParkourCraft

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, Skyblock

KitPvP – Custom kit server with plenty of classes to fit your specific play type Parkour – Custom parkour server with completable levels that will track your completion statistics. Factions – 1.8 FactionsUUID with Crates and KoTH Survival – Hardcore Vanilla PvP Skyblock – Skyblock survival with challenges and a great community. Creative – 101×101 plots with plenty of people to enjoy building with. Guns – A custom minigame that utilizes guns in minecraft.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	441

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

WitherCraft

MCMMO, greifing, essentials, Deticated Ram, Factions, Raiding, Great Staff, Buycraft Donations

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	4306
Astral Projections Made:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Peaceful craft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

PeacefulCraft first came online in October of 2012. Over the years we’ve expanded our gamemode selection and currently host PvE, Peaceful, and Creative Plots servers. Our friendly and dedicated moderation team is always around to help while our network admins continue to develop new game modes and features to grow our community. We strive to create a positive, friendly community and hope you decide to join us.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

EDawg878 Creative

Creative

There is a reason why we are the most popular creative server, join the server and find out for yourself!

+ Advanced plot protection system to keep your builds safe, even when you are offline + Toggle between survival, creative, and pvp gamemodes + Access to almost all WorldEdit commands as a reward for voting + Roleplay marriage commands + The best backup system found on any Minecraft server to ensure your progress is never lost + We can rollback any amount of grief within seconds + Active community of thousands of players, we are the largest creative server out there! + Sophisticated anti-spam protection systems + Unique donator options found on our webstore + Useful forum website to interact within our community + Large plots 512×512, when you are done you can even clear them with a single command

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Stirebuild

Creative, Economy, Survival

Stirebuild is a English and Dutch Minecraft server with both a Survival World and a Creative World.

There is a shop at spawn where you can buy most blocks and items after you have obtained or crafted them. At this shop you can also buy stuff like spawners, special items and armor which have special effects like being immune to certain effects. You can buy these with Credits which you can get by selling blocks or by playing in the Arena at the spawn.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Secret Passages Found:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

TagCraftMC

Creative, Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Survival Games

We’re a multi-server network that offers a range of different Minecraft Game modes for people to play. Our servers are based in North America, We welcome both Premium and Offline players.

– Network: Global Chat, Pms, Pets. – Factions: PvP and Peace worlds. – Creative: Large 64×64 plots. – Survival Games: Over 100 different kits. – Quake: Multiplayer arenas or 1v1, 2v2 arenas – Mario Kart: Coming Soon

More info at http://www.tagcraftmc.com/welcome

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

End Game

Creative, Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

EndGame started in 2012, lets go back to the good ole times Servers are 1.32 SemiVanilla, Creative, PvP, and Vanilla! – SemiVanilla: Gold Ingot Economy, /sethome, staff land protection. – Creative: Plots are 200×200. Plots can be linked together by rank – PvP: Vanilla/anarchy style server, no rules! -Vanilla: Pure minecraft, nothing added.

100 Slot Dedicated Server 100Gigs of Ram LAG FREE! Over 12,000 members, Join the website to be Auto ranked to member ingame.

Website: http:www.endgameserver.comhome Server Ip: mc-endgameserver.com

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

RushTea MineCraft

Rushtea Minecraft (RTMC) is a survival server. We use only a few plugins so you can play the game as it was made to be played! The server is maintained and monitored by an international team of admins and moderators, so you can play without having to worry about thieves and griefers.

Server information RTMC runs CraftBukkit, along with administrative plugins to prevent, roll back and punish griefing. The Lift plugin allows you to create elevators without elaborate redstone circuitry. Since this is a survival server, you need to gather all the materials you need to build awesome things.

Website The server has a website and forum at rushteamc.com where the community gathers to have a good time and find information on the game. We have a dynamic map that shows a live top down view of what’s going on ingame. A VIP shop allows donators to buy items, warps, names and titles.

Grief protection We use several plugins to swiftly deal with griefers. Changes made to the world are logged in a database, so damage done can easily be repaired. The very active and helpful moderator team ensures you will have a good time.

Permissions and build rights New users are required to register through our website before they can start mining and building. We use an automated script so you can start having fun in under a minute!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Plyblox Network

Factions, PvE, PvP, Towny

Welcome to Plyblox Network! We are a brand new server, our goal is to become a network of different game-modes for players to enjoy. We have 2 different game-modes right now. We currently have Factions with Guns server, with additional plugins along side. Secondly we have a Towny/SMP server with an entire storyline with lore to complete, custom dungeons & mobs, custom gear and so much more. We are so excited to see you play with us. We are a professional team of staff, and looking to grow our team. Inquire within and file as application for our staff.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	91	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

karlssonSMP

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

At karlssonSMP, our priority is to maintain the essence of the original game by preserving its vanilla aspects. However, we’ve implemented a few quality of life and security plugins as well as datapacks to ensure a smoother experience for all players.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	17	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Secret Passages Found:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

LifeYoinkSMP

Anarchy, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Vanilla

LifeYoinkSMP is a cracked public replica of the lifesteal life with a bedrock cross-play. We provide a lag free 24/7 Minecraft server with no lag, Without any issues

• 24/7 Minecraft server • Bedrock Cross-play • Weekly Nitro Giveaway • Cracked Available • Any Version

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

RebelMC

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

RebelMC is Minecraft anarchy at its best. This server is vanilla survival game play with PvP, a never ending world and no rules. The IP is rebelmc.net.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!