Chuds’ Funny Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring, serious Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays by the book? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and absolute mayhem.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of Herobrine busting out some killer dance moves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Arena, where players ride on the backs of chickens and battle it out in epic duels. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken wearing a tiny helmet charging into battle.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a trip to our Nether realm, where the lava flows like water and the pigmen are always up for a good time. Just be careful not to anger the Ender Dragon, who has a habit of photobombing unsuspecting players during their epic boss battles.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, craziest, and most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Who needs the right when you can have a whole lot of fun on our server!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

CrosslandX

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to CrosslandX. Brand New Survival Server which offers some of the best additions hosted on any server.

We’re always looking to improve, and all community feedback gets taken into account.

If connecting on Bedrock Edition, or any version of the game that isn’t java follow these instructions.

USE THE IP: play.crosslandx.co.uk Bedrock PORT:19132

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Holy Grails Found:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Project Z Sage

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Introduction: Hello, and welcome to Project Z Saga! Project Z Saga (PZS) is an immersive, Minecraft vanilla, MMORPG server currently in development, based on the world famous franchise, “Dragon Ball”, created by the legendary mangaka, Akira Toriyama. Unique in its own right, it provides a wide variety of quests following its own custom storyline, ranging from action filled, challenging PvE with distinctive combat mechanics, vast exploration, mental challenges, server-wide events and more to be discovered! By allowing you to create your own character and playstyle, we encourage you to explore the world and forge your own story! Choose your race, equip your strongest techniques, and grow in power to become the strongest fighter!

– Interactive 3D Animated Mobs! – Custom 3D Resource Pack! – A plethora of unique Races with exclusive Racial abilities! – Dedicated Staff Team – Interactive PvP & PvE! – And more to be added!

We post sneak-peeks every now and then in the Discord server, and provide crucial information there, so make sure to join to stay up to date with the server, We hope to see you soon in the world of PZS!Discord: https://discord.gg/PDgpnwRky5Website: Coming Soon!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3836	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Qhueebie x Unversix

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

This is Collaboration Server From Qhueebie and Unversix. This is Collaboration Server From Qhueebie and Unversix. This is Collaboration Server From Qhueebie and Unversix.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Historia SMP

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

THE HISTORIA SMP- What is Historia SMP? Historia is a nations SMP with an aspect on World Building , Wars , Fantasy and as the name suggests, History. In the Historia SMP, You can be anyone! Be it a barbaric Orc, a tiny Dwarf or a swift Elf! But thats not all! You can also create your own Nation, connecting multiple towns into one big entity, working together to create history, thrive, and go to war! With TRULY endless lore possibilities to create and explore, anyone can start an empire in the Historia SMP!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Blocklands

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Blocklands! We have a 1:500 recreation of the Earth that you can play Survival on, as well as a new gamemode called Oneblock! Vehicles, custom resource pack, custom enchants, and more! Join now at “blocklands.org”

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Skull Craft

Anarchy, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Ever wanted to play a lag free server with bedrock supported!!! Where you can join from 1.9 to 1.9.2? Yes this is the perfect server for you We offer lag free server with different modes and fun to play We also organize different events on discord Link- https://discord.gg/XmUbZjjfBu Don’t forget to join it Have a nice day!!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1085	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

SMPEarth

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny

SMPEarth (SMPE) was originally a private, whitelisted Minecraft server, featuring a custom-generated 1:3000 scale map of the Earth. It commenced on November 2019 and exclusive to a group of selected popular Minecraft creators and streamers such as WilburSoot, Technoblade, TommyInnit, CaptainSparklez, Ph1LzA and many more. In this survival multiplayer server, the players were given the chance to create factions, forge alliances and declare enemies between one another.

Now, following the footsteps of the creators server which had ended in April 2020, SMPE is now publicly accessible on Java Edition where anyone can join. Boasting a community of 7000+ members at the moment and 3 main servers to choose from and experience (casual towny, seige towny and factions), SMPE’s primary goal is to become the most advanced Earth server in Minecraft.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Villages Defended:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Ores Mined:	5375	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

HazardousMC

MCMMO, PvE, Survival

HazardousMC Survival++ | Custom and unique SMP experience! PLAYER MINES! Skyblock & Prison COMING SOON

Join today! IP: play.hazardousmc.com

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

StarMc Network

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Orbital Servers

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Orbital Servers is an Australian Community hosting Factions & Survival 1.20.2, All our plugins are custom made to ensure our servers are the best of quality and have the most minimal lag possible.

Our servers are currently in Early Beta Stages and are NOT P2W.

Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/QgqyXRS6Zx

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Love Letters Sent:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Night Network

LifeSteal, PvP

BEST PUBLIC LIFESTEAL SEVER OF INDIA IF U ARE SEARCHING FOR A CRACKED 24/7 PUBLIC SERVER JOIN NIGHT NETWORK AND ENJOY

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Dead Candy Graveyard

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Dead Candy Graveyard, a captivating Minecraft server that offers a unique blend of thrilling gameplay and immersive experiences. Step into a world where darkness and enchantment collide, where the haunting echoes of the past intertwine with the sugary sweetness of candy.

Embark on epic battles and challenge yourself with our exhilarating Elitemobs feature. Engage in intense arena fights and face formidable bosses that will test your skills to the limit. Prepare to wield your weapons and harness your abilities as you strive to emerge victorious in these thrilling encounters.

For those seeking a more traditional Minecraft experience, our Survival SMP world awaits you. Immerse yourself in a thriving community of like-minded players, explore vast landscapes, and forge your own path. Unleash your creativity, construct magnificent structures, and unravel the mysteries of this enchanting realm.

To add an extra layer of excitement, we have implemented a rewarding crate system and daily rewards. Unlock special items, rare treasures, and exclusive perks as you journey through the Dead Candy Graveyard. Whether you’re a seasoned adventurer or a new player, these bonuses will enhance your gameplay and provide you with additional motivation to conquer the challenges that lie ahead.

Join us in Dead Candy Graveyard and indulge in a Minecraft experience like no other. Immerse yourself in a world of captivating battles, survival, and boundless possibilities. Uncover the secrets that dwell within this mystical realm, and let your imagination run wild amidst the eerie beauty of the graveyard. The adventure awaits!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	29	Vanishing Items Found:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Spaffel-SMP

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

A German Minecraft server that offers a vibrant economy, a friendly community and a humorous atmosphere. Join today and experience pure fun! No pay-to-win, clear rules, and regular rewards for your votes. An active server is waiting for you to explore.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

AfiqNajmi46 S7 SMP

Cross-Play, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

AfiqNajmi46’s SMP Season 7

Version : 1.20.4 Up time: 99.895% Online mode: false Discord SRV available Awesome datapacks and plugins Free of lagg 24/7 support Bedrock/Java supported 1.7-1.20.4 support IP:AfiqNajmi46.mc-world.net Port:5690 Discord: https://discord.gg/hhnfHUU

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

BTTDM Minecraft

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Greetings, Minecraft enthusiasts!

Are you in searching of the ultimate survival experience? Look no further than BTTDM Minecraft, our brand-new server that will leave you captivated! Operating on version 1.19.4 and beyond, we offer an extraordinary survival journey, packed with a plethora of features such as quests, skills, jobs, daily rewards, and so much more.

Immerse yourself in the realm of BTTDM Minecraft at mc.bttdm.com and get ready for an adventure like no other. Engage in thrilling quests that will test your mettle, hone your skills in various disciplines, take on exciting jobs, and reap the benefits of daily rewards. We’ve worked tirelessly to ensure our server offers a diverse and engaging experience, leaving no room for boredom.

But the fun doesn’t stop there! We also encourage all players to join our vibrant Discord community at discord.gg/AeEub6hMZP. Connect with fellow players, share your achievements, and stay informed about the latest server updates, events, and giveaways. Our Discord server is the perfect place to foster friendships and build a thriving community.

At BTTDM Minecraft, we strive to provide a welcoming environment for players of all ages and experience levels. Our dedicated staff is committed to ensuring a seamless gameplay experience, backed by a reliable server infrastructure.

So, what are you waiting for? Join us at mc.bttdm.com and set foot into the world of BTTDM Minecraft. Prepare to embark on an unparalleled survival adventure, where excitement awaits at every turn.

See you in-game!

The BTTDM Minecraft Team

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ores Mined:	9371

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.