Chuds’ Funny Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring, serious Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays by the book? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and absolute mayhem.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of Herobrine busting out some killer dance moves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Arena, where players ride on the backs of chickens and battle it out in epic duels. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken wearing a tiny helmet charging into battle.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a trip to our Nether realm, where the lava flows like water and the pigmen are always up for a good time. Just be careful not to anger the Ender Dragon, who has a habit of photobombing unsuspecting players during their epic boss battles.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, craziest, and most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Who needs the right when you can have a whole lot of fun on our server!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Sanctum Network

Earth, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

400 Sci-Fi Mods in 1.20.1 Play as a dragon Build Factories Make your Meka-Suit Become the strongest Mage with your custom abilities

Join the discord for the full mod-list and info! It includes a dedicated server and community. -Twilight Forest Dimension -The Aether, ProjectE, Mystical Agriculture -Deeper darker, Mekanism, Ars Nov, Iron’s Spells -Better player animations, Better combat mods! -Tons of cosmetics , 200+ unique dungeons -Solar System, Space & Planets to explore (Ad Astra) -A Fresh New World Fully Generated in 1.20.1

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Holy Grails Found:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

WaveyMC Survival

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

We are a 1.20.1 Survival Multiplayer (SMP) server with many cool features to keep our players having a great time. This includes features such as: Quests, a Level System, Factories, Deliveries, Random Teleport (RTP), Coins and much more!

As a server we aim to provide a welcoming yet exciting experience with our Minecraft game server. At WaveyMC we have taken the time to develop an experience that will truly keep the blockcrafters crafting blocks!

DISCORD: https://discord.waveymc.net

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crops Grown:	7283	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

ThunderMC

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

ThunderMC [BoxPvP]

Season 1 is out now!!! Mine your way to better gear Packed with tons of PvP Play Now! Why Not? The IP is: play.thundermc.net We are waiting for you! Good luck and Have fun! Also, make sure to join our discord https://discord.gg/thundermc

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Hylex

Bedwars, Mini Games, Parkour, Skywars

We are a Brazilian minigame server in Minecraft Java Edition with more than 10 thousand daily players, made up of thousands of people who are fanatical about the game and totally addicted to BedWars, SkyWars, The Bridge, Build Battle, Duels, RankUP and other various minigames.

What are you waiting for? Get in there, let’s play!

Access Hylex via the IP hylex.gg or original.hylex.gg, available for the original and alternative versions of the game.

Discord: https://discord.gg/hylex Website: https://hylex.gg/

Hylex is a Brazilian server of minigames in Minecraft Java Edition with over 10,000 daily players. Its community is made up of thousands of Minecraft fanatics who are totally addicted to minigames like BedWars, SkyWars, The Bridge, Build Battle, Duels, RankUP and others.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Potions Brewed:	163	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

ResGamingInc Mystical Block Server

Skyblock, Survival

Enjoy ya selves and Be Nice simple as that please join our discord and help us grow into a bigger community with others and various games to share Using Mystical Block 2.7.3 https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/mystical-block forge-36.2.34

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Meteorites Collected:	0

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Nova Gilded Aegis

Cross-Play, Survival

Here at Nova Gilded Aegis, We are a community oriented server! We believe that without the players we wouldn’t be here so we focus on listening to what our players want! We have a variety of plugins, there is always something for everyone, whether is be jobs, PvP (which is toggle-able of course!), Or clans. We have something for all. With staff ready to lend a helping hand, we look forward to seeing you around!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

ThreadsMine – Grief and Anarchy

Anarchy, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Vanilla

Do you want to test your survival skills and plunge into a world full of dangers? Welcome to the ThreadsMine server – a place where exciting adventures and adrenaline-pumping battles await. Here you can express yourself in a real griefer atmosphere! The ability to destroy, loot and spy – choose your path and create chaos around you!

On the ThreadsMine server, a world of full PVP awaits you, where every step could be your last. Powerful PvP battles with other players, capturing bases and battles for resources will become your daily reality.

Our server offers unique plugins and modifications that will allow you to unleash your griefing potential. Create secret bases, build traps, use secret passages and plot betrayals. Your imagination will not be limited!

Join the ThreadsMine server and become a real griefer! But be prepared for a brutal struggle for survival and seizure of territory. Only the strongest and most cunning survive here.

Don’t hesitate, come and become a part of our lawless world! This place is only for real griefers, and there is no place for weaklings!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	43	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Secura Network

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Pixelmon, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Secura Network is a Hispanic Server 1.8 – 1.20.1Java and Bedrock which currently has 3 modalities:

Pixelmon: Pokemon Mod. Forge 1.12.2 + Pixelmon Mod Survival: Vanilla Minecraft style mod 1.8 – 1.20.1 Boxpvp: Combat Mode 1.8 – 1.20.1

What are you waiting for? Join our community!! IP: play.mcsecuranet.com Discord: https://discord.gg/HABdCMsHqB

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

AngelicMC

KitPvP

Italian server open to all Minecraft Java players | premium and SP. we are opening a server dedicated to competitive modes and much more. we are born in 2020 with the name AngelicMC and now the staffers’ dream is becoming reality. We hope all of you Minecraft players can come in and enjoy a great experience on our server.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Externium

PvP, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Externium – Epic Bosses and PvP! Discover a unique world where special enchantments boost your abilities and face epic bosses for exclusive treasures. Participate in exciting PvP events and be part of an active community in our city, where collaboration is key.

Featured Features: Special Enchantments to enhance your items. Face epic bosses and unlock new dimensions.

PvP Events and Challenges: Participate in PvP events full of action and strategy.

Explore the City: Join an active community to trade and improve your skills.

City Invasions: Experience the thrill of invasions, defend or attack for victory.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

BlastFire

Prison, PvP, Survival

BlastFire is a skymine you have a arena and crates always an event! You can PVP in the arena and there are always upgrades so stay tuned! Begin with mining the event block or just the wood! then upgrade your tools and go to the next block!! There are even Ogs!!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Greed Isle

Economy, PvE, Survival

Greed Isle is a unique Survival server known for plugins to make the Survival experience more unique and better for everyone. You can play with your friends, or even make more friends! (I sure need some) The server runs on 1.17-1.20+ and supports both Java & Bedrock players!

What makes us unique? Custom Modeled Cosmetics, Player Warps, Player Economy, Claiming System, Voting ranks, and so much more!

We wish to make the most fair survival server possible that being not P2W and keeping both old and new players in mind. We don’t sell ranks, keys, or items that gives other players advantages over you. We truly just want to have fun and connect with you, and we hope to see you soon!!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

TerraRealms Network

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to TerraRealms, where you’ll find a vibrant community with dedicated owners committed to actively fixing bugs and glitches. Our mission is to craft the server you’ve all been searching for. Tired of being the sole player grinding for in-game rewards because you lack the time or resources? Look no further! You can now purchase items with ease, using either in-game currency or ‘TerraHards’.

What are you waiting for? It may sound too good to be true, but you’re in for a delightful surprise. Join us now at play.terrarealms.net and become part of our thriving community!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

The Respawn Point

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

The Respawn Point is a discord community that has expanded to allowing new players to join our Minecraft SMP Server with economy and MCMMO all players must link with our discord bot when joining. https://discord.gg/XASMYfNwrA

We have recently upgraded our servers and moved to BungeeCord to allow expansion to new game modes. players must be of age of 13+ Griefing is not allowed and grief prevention is in place. all servers are running paper with dupe protection and anti xray

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

AriseCity

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Arisecity is a Java/Bedrock comp Kingdoms and Earth themed server with heavy emphasis on pvp, wars, countries and grinding. Mainly vanilla combat with some balance changes.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	186	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.