Are you tired of being a skinny legend in Minecraft? Join our server where we encourage players to pack on the pounds like never before! Our coach will give you a whole list of “rules” to follow to gain weight quickly, including specific fast food orders, soda consumption, and even supplements. Say goodbye to cardio and hello to a new, curvier you!

Just like one mom discovered, her son gained 35 pounds in no time thanks to our extreme weight gain program. His stomach is starting to look like his dad’s, and he’s never had a weight problem before! But hey, who needs abs when you can have a dad bod in Minecraft, right?

Join our server now and watch as your Minecraft character transforms into a chunky legend. Who needs swimming and football skills when you can be the biggest player on the server? Don’t be a “Karen” and miss out on this opportunity to bulk up in the virtual world. See you there!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 109/200 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected: 8 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2
Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 New Chunks Explored: 10675
Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Dark Rituals Completed: 6
Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

New Minecraft Servers

  • Stormy Lagoon: Where even the creepers have a 401k plan

    Stormy Lagoon: Where even the creepers have a 401k plan
    Stormy Lagoon <a href="https://minecraft-servers-listing.com/flavor/twitch-politics/">Minecraft Server</a>

    Welcome to Stormy Lagoon Minecraft Server

    Server Details:

    Version
    Server IP play.stormylagoon.com
    Bedrock Port 25566 (No port needed for Java)
    Discord Join our Discord server
    Discord Username Duvahl
    Tiktok Follow us on Tiktok

    What Sets Us Apart?

    • Organized Discord Channels: Find guidance on all server features.
    • Quality of Life Commands: Access /spawn, /tpa, /home, and more.
    • Fair Rules: Ensuring a worry and lag-free experience for everyone.
    • Mature & Supportive Staff: Ready to assist whenever needed.
    • No Pay-to-Win: Obtain all Ranks & Pearlshop Perks through voting and gameplay.
    • Crossplay Compatibility: Java and Bedrock players unite!
    • Canvas Creativity: Express yourself with /artmap.
    • Thriving Economy: Sell goods at the player-run marketplace and on /auctionhouse.
    • Competitive mcMMO: Test your skills and unlock perks.
    • Consensual PvP. We’re a friendly SMP! PvP is disabled by default, but optional.
    • Advanced Land Claiming: Take control of your builds and who has access!
    • Custom Tags & Join Messages: Hundreds to choose from!
    • Inclusive Community: All are welcome with open arms.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5 Evil Lairs Raided: 8
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Crops Grown: 3492
    Void Armor Forged: 23 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Crafty VShojo+ Minecraft Server

    Crafty VShojo+ Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us on /vsj+/ where the virtual insanity never stops! Our players are like Russian Roulette with cards – you never know who’s gonna survive the next game of Liar’s Bar. Watch as Haruka, heavenly, and Ruben risk it all for the ultimate thrill!

    But wait, there’s more! Geega is playing Thronefall, but with a twist – there are cats involved! And Henya is live, ready to tackle Silent Hill 2… if she can stop yapping long enough to actually start playing. It’s a wild ride on our server, where anything can happen.

    Join our crew of VShojo legends like Froot, GEEGA, Hime, and more as they navigate the virtual world with style and sass. And don’t forget to keep things comfy and civil by reporting bait and being excellent to each other – or else you might just end up like one of our unlucky players in Liar’s Bar!

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness on our Minecraft server and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and your survival instincts – you’re gonna need ’em!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Crops Grown: 6509
    Glorious Feasts Held: 18 Phantom Blocks Placed: 3
    Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Star Shards Collected: 93 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Minecraft SMP – /creeper/ – Exploding Minecraft General

    Minecraft SMP – /creeper/ – Exploding Minecraft General
    Welcome to the most cryptic and gem-tastic Minecraft SMP out there! Join us on /sug/ – Steven Universe GeneralCryptic Gems Edition for a wild ride filled with gemstone generators, sonas, and a crew blog that will make your head spin faster than a corrupted gem!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, Ronaldo from Keep Beach City Weird stumbled upon our server and uncovered a hidden gem (pun intended) that led him on a quest to unravel the mysteries of the Gemstone Generator. Legend has it that those who dare to join our SMP will be blessed with the power to create their own gemsonas and rule the Minecraft world with their gem-like abilities.

    But wait, there’s more! Rebecca Sugar herself has blessed our server with her Streamily presence, offering exclusive insights and behind-the-scenes looks at the making of Steven Universe. And if that’s not enough to convince you, Raven Molisee’s SU works are on sale for a limited time only, so you better hop on this gem-filled bandwagon before it’s too late!

    So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe, don your gemsona, and join us on /sug/ – Steven Universe GeneralCryptic Gems Edition for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might just uncover the secrets of the Gemstone Generator and become the ultimate gem master of the SMP world!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Potions Brewed: 67
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Heroic Legacies Created: 6
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Alien Abductions: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • DoubleDineDrama

    DoubleDineDrama
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a family dinner on Nan’s birthday? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, shouting matches, and eye-avoiding glares!

    Just like the family in this story, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns. You never know when someone will yell at you for not “mucking in like everybody else” or accuse you of being a tight arse for not paying double what you actually owe.

    But don’t worry, we promise you won’t have to split the bill “down the middle” like this dysfunctional family. Instead, you can just pay for what you’ve consumed and maybe chip in for Nan’s meal (she eats for free, of course).

    So if you’re ready for a Minecraft server experience that’s as unpredictable as a family dinner gone wrong, join us now! Who knows, you might even end up rolling your eyes at yourself for being difficult/different/a tight arse, etc. 😉

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7 Lost Souls Rescued: 4
    Evil Lairs Raided: 8 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6 Astral Orbs Gathered: 8

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • QuoteCraft SMP

    QuoteCraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll be quoting “Creeper, aw man” all day long! Our server is filled with explosive surprises and unexpected twists that will have you laughing your blocky butt off. Plus, our community is so hilarious, you’ll be ROFLing in the chat non-stop. So come join us and let’s make some meme-worthy memories together!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Enchantments Applied: 194
    Gods Slained: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 4 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 46

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyRegretz

    CraftyRegretz
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of accidentally setting off a TNT trap while trying to mine for diamonds, only to have a herd of angry llamas come charging at you for revenge! Trust us, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

    Witness players trying to build the tallest tower in the world, only to have it come crashing down because they forgot to put supports in place. It’s like a real-life game of Jenga, but with more explosions and less crying (hopefully).

    So come on down to our server and join in on the chaos and laughter. Who knows, you might just have your own “I shouldn’t have said that” moment that will have everyone laughing for days. See you there!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 431
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Divine Scrolls Written: 17 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Wilderness Tamed: 7 Demon Skulls Collected: 31

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • GroundZero

    GroundZero

    About GroundZero Survive the Horde – Step into an intense modded Minecraft Zombie Apocalypse where every night becomes more dangerous. Fight hordes of unique zombies and discover hidden loot rooms full of rare items. Explore abandoned cities and find secret traders offering exclusive weapons and equipment. Airdrops appear regularly with valuable loot, but beware: others are also preying on them. Build your base, gather resources and work together to survive. Are you ready to brave the endless night and unravel the secrets of this devastated world?

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Animals Bred: 137
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Runes Activated: 0
    Cursed Lands Purified: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 10 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Empires MC

    Empires MC

    Join Empires MC, the ultimate Towny server! Experience epic piñata parties, build empires, and enjoy endless fun with friends. Adventure, community events, and much more await you!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Infinity Stones Found: 6
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Rune Stones Activated: 8 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Phantom Rings Equipped: 21

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Broomstix – The Server Where Flying Only Happens on Sundays

    Broomstix – The Server Where Flying Only Happens on Sundays
    IP Address play.broomstix.net
    Default Ports N/A
    Discord Server https://discord.gg/qbdA4Gs3f8
    Online In-game Map https://map.broomstix.net/

    Features:

    • Running on latest Minecraft version: 1.21 Tricky Trials
    • Bedrock and Java cross-play
    • Hard difficulty
    • Custom enchantments
    • Teleport mobs with lead
    • Free fly on Sundays
    • ProtectionStones for land claiming
    • Bartering economy system
    • No griefing
    • Main PvP arena with keep inventory
    • Random teleportation in overworld
    • In-game messaging, homes, player teleportation
    • Minecraft-Discord integration
    • Responsive staff
    • Voting ranks and rewards
    • Server shops, public market, tutorial warps

    FAQ:

    Q: Can I play on this server with Bedrock edition? A: Yes, Bedrock and Java players can play together without needing a Java account.

    Q: Is griefing allowed on this server? A: No, griefing is not allowed on this server.

    Q: Do you offer in-game economy system? A: Yes, there is a bartering economy system in place.

    Q: Are there special features like custom enchantments? A: Yes, the server offers custom enchantments.

    Q: How can I claim land on the server? A: You can use ProtectionStones for land claiming.

    Q: Is PvP enabled on this server? A: Yes, there is a main PvP arena with keep inventory.

    Q: Are there any special events or promotions on the server? A: Yes, there are voting ranks and rewards available for players.

    Q: Can I interact with the community through Discord while away from the game? A: Yes, there is Minecraft-Discord integration for community interaction.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11
    Glorious Feasts Held: 12 Whispering Caves Entered: 2
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Evil Villain Minecraft Server

    Evil Villain Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is run by the most evil villain in video game history! Join us if you dare to face off against the ultimate baddie who will stop at nothing to make your gaming experience a living nightmare.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with insane challenges like fighting off hordes of killer bunnies armed with diamond swords and navigating through a maze filled with exploding chickens. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

    So why wait? Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to defeat the most evil villain in video game history. Just be prepared for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and plenty of laughs along the way.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Glorious Feasts Held: 6
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 18
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Players Killed by Monsters: 3071 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Ores Mined: 1042 Alternate Realities Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ””You Think You Know Me”” Minecraft SMP

    ””You Think You Know Me”” Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up too many things).

    Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a horde of killer bunnies. But don’t worry, they’re just trying to welcome you to the server in their own unique way. And if you manage to survive, you’ll be rewarded with a pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its nostrils. Who needs a boring old dog when you can have a fire-breathing lizard as a companion?

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky enough to find one, you’ll be the envy of all your friends (and enemies).

    So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there).

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 25 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Titanic Battles Fought: 16
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 20 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10 Potions Brewed: 158
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 168 Enchanted Forests Planted: 7

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • DinnerDitcher’s Minecraft Server

    DinnerDitcher’s Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the social pressures of real life and enjoy some alone time in the virtual world!

    Tired of your partner constantly inviting friends over for dinner and drinks? Join our server and build your own virtual steak dinner while playing video games alone – no unexpected guests allowed!

    Need some relaxation after a hectic vacation with extended family? Our server is the perfect place to unwind and recharge without any social obligations.

    Don’t feel guilty for wanting some alone time – on our server, it’s encouraged! Join now and enjoy the peace and quiet of your own virtual world. Who needs friends when you have Minecraft?

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Crops Grown: 4215
    Enchanted Armories Found: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 35
    Villages Defended: 19 Wilderness Tamed: 13
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Void Armor Forged: 25
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BabyBumpBucks

    BabyBumpBucks
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further than our server, where you can experience all the twists and turns of a soap opera right in the comfort of your own blocky world.

    Join now to witness the epic tale of twin sisters, one dating a deadbeat dad and the other caught in the middle of a family feud. Will the pregnant sister’s baby have half the DNA of her judgmental twin? Will the deadbeat dad step up and prove everyone wrong? Find out on our server, where the drama never stops!

    But wait, there’s more! Get ready for unexpected plot twists, heated arguments, and jaw-dropping revelations that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft servers. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this wild ride – join today and prepare to be entertained like never before!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 23 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 11 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CelebrityScape SMP

    CelebrityScape SMP
    Are you tired of seeing celebrities getting away with all their shenanigans scot-free? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and take matters into your own hands! In our server, you can build elaborate traps and dungeons to finally catch those pesky celebs and make them pay for their crimes. Who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a secret underground bunker where they’ve been hiding all their scandalous secrets! Join now and be the hero we all need in this crazy celebrity-filled world.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
    Epic Quests Completed: 21 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 19 Heroic Legacies Created: 1
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MysteryCraft: Unraveling the Universe

    MysteryCraft: Unraveling the Universe
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with mysteries waiting to be unraveled.

    Ever wondered why creepers explode or why Endermen are so dang tall? Well, on our server, you’ll have the chance to uncover the answers to all of Minecraft’s biggest mysteries. Dive deep into the lore of the game and discover secrets that will blow your mind.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of brave adventurers to join its quest for the ultimate blocky treasure. Rumor has it that whoever finds this treasure will be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a part of the most epic and hilarious Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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