Are you tired of being a skinny legend in Minecraft? Join our server where we encourage players to pack on the pounds like never before! Our coach will give you a whole list of “rules” to follow to gain weight quickly, including specific fast food orders, soda consumption, and even supplements. Say goodbye to cardio and hello to a new, curvier you!

Just like one mom discovered, her son gained 35 pounds in no time thanks to our extreme weight gain program. His stomach is starting to look like his dad’s, and he’s never had a weight problem before! But hey, who needs abs when you can have a dad bod in Minecraft, right?

Join our server now and watch as your Minecraft character transforms into a chunky legend. Who needs swimming and football skills when you can be the biggest player on the server? Don’t be a “Karen” and miss out on this opportunity to bulk up in the virtual world. See you there!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players: 93/900 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • GrudgeCraft2021

    GrudgeCraft2021
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t feel pushed out like OP’s family home! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure and laughter.

    Looking for a place to call home? Look no further! Our server has plenty of room for everyone, unlike OP’s family home. We won’t make you sleep on a pull-out mattress on the floor, we’ll give you a cozy virtual bed to rest your blocky head.

    Join our server and build your dream home without worrying about being kicked out in 28 days like OP’s apartment. We’ll make sure you have all the time you need to create the perfect pixelated paradise.

    And don’t worry about feeling immature or entitled here, on our server, everyone is welcome to express themselves however they want. Want to build a giant statue of a chicken? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff? We won’t stop you!

    So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only drama you’ll find is in the crazy stories we make up about why you should join. See you in the virtual world!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 10
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 14 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • InsomniaCraft SMP

    InsomniaCraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new diamond vein? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled Nether!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling a giant chicken boss that shoots fireballs from its beak. Or how about participating in our weekly “Build Battle” where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for an entire week in-game?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Diamond Pig” that poops out diamonds instead of pork chops. And rumor has it that if you can tame the elusive “Creeper Unicorn,” it will grant you three wishes (but be careful, one of those wishes might just blow up in your face).

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride that will keep you up at night for all the right reasons!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 82 Rune Stones Activated: 11
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Void Gems Collected: 37

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PainfulPixel

    PainfulPixel
    Are you tired of real life drama and looking for a fresh start? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all your painful memories behind, because on our server, griefing is not allowed but trolling is encouraged!

    Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about creepers blowing it up. Our server is like therapy for your virtual self, where you can unleash your creativity and build to your heart’s content.

    So why wait? Join us now and say goodbye to that embarrassing moment when you accidentally called your teacher “mom” in front of the whole class. On our server, the only embarrassing moments you’ll have are when you accidentally fall into a pit of lava or get pranked by your fellow players. Let the fun begin!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Star Shards Collected: 89 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyCommiesTaiwanLOL

    CraftyCommiesTaiwanLOL
    Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it, bro. We got dragons flying around, unicorns dancing in the meadows, and even a secret underground disco party with zombies as the DJ.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive, even the president of Taiwan said it’s impossible for the People’s Republic of China to be our motherland. That’s right, we’re on a whole other level, baby.

    Join us if you dare, but be warned – once you enter our world, you may never want to leave. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get this party started!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Villages Defended: 14

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Building Blocks and Drama Queens 1.21.1 – The Item Shop Conundrum with Cross-Play Shenanigans and Dynmap MCMMO Fun

    Building Blocks and Drama Queens 1.21.1 – The Item Shop Conundrum with Cross-Play Shenanigans and Dynmap MCMMO Fun

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Feature Description
    Basic Survival The server is just regular Minecraft with the small edition of an economy, but other than that the game is the same as always.
    World Border With a World Border at 100k blocks it gives everyone plenty of room to build and explore without the need to worry of excessive griefing.
    Community Though it is not required there is a Discord server that you can join and talk to others in the community. Striving for a better tomorrow for Factions by building a community with a sense belonging.

    FAQ

    1. How do I connect to the server?

    You can connect to the server by using the following IP addresses:

    • Server IP Java: Baitgaming.ddns.net:25578
    • Server IP Bedrock: Baitgaming.ddns.net
    • Bedrock Port: 25578

    2. Is there a Discord server for this community?

    Yes, you can join the Discord server at discord.gg/KKCCMqc545

    3. Is there a Dynmap available for the server?

    Yes, you can access the Dynmap at baitgaming.ddns.net:8123

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Teleportation Mishaps: 1

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Ex’s Minecraft Server: Blow Your Load

    Ex’s Minecraft Server: Blow Your Load
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, come join our server where you can blow your load to my ex! That’s right, we have a special area where you can pay tribute to my ex-girlfriend and show her how much you miss her. And if that’s not enough, we also have a WWYD (What Would You Do) section where you can act out crazy scenarios with other players. So come join us for a wild and wacky time on our server!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 8 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • The Reputable Man Minecraft SMP

    The Reputable Man Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning your sanity.

    Our server is home to a group of players who are known for their outrageous antics and crazy shenanigans. From building giant banana statues to staging elaborate pranks, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    But beware, things can get a little… bananas. One time, a player accidentally turned their entire base into a giant banana farm after a mis-click with a magic wand. And don’t even get us started on the time someone tried to ride a pig off a cliff thinking they could fly like a superhero.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until you cry, then join us for a truly unforgettable experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – even if it involves bananas and drones in Ukraine.

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 112 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • ParentalRageCraft

    ParentalRageCraft
    Are you tired of feeling like you’re living in a lecture hall instead of a home? Do your parents make you feel like you’re constantly under surveillance and criticism? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the real world and join a community where lectures are banned and freedom reigns supreme!

    Imagine a world where forgetting a bag of ice doesn’t lead to a 45-minute lecture on workplace etiquette. Picture a place where you can curse without fear of immediate slapping. That’s right, on our server, you can express yourself freely and let out all your frustrations without judgment.

    Join us and leave behind the guilt trips, the pressure, and the constant lectures. Build your dream world, make new friends, and most importantly, be yourself without any restrictions. So what are you waiting for? Escape the real world and dive into a world of endless possibilities on our Minecraft server!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 90
    Players Killed by Monsters: 3207 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • HappyBlock SMP

    HappyBlock SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience pure chaos and hilarity!

    Join our server if you want to witness a group of players trying to build a giant rollercoaster out of TNT, only for it to explode in their faces (literally). Or how about joining in on the fun of our weekly llama races, where the winner gets a diamond block and the loser has to wear a pumpkin on their head for the rest of the day?

    But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to see a group of players try to build a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks? Or watch as someone accidentally turns their entire house into a giant lava pit because they thought they were using a water bucket?

    If you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will have you laughing until you cry, then look no further. Join us for a wild ride filled with ridiculous shenanigans and unforgettable moments. Who knows, you might even become the server’s resident prankster or master builder. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness today!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 28
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 6 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • ExcuseCraft: Too Busy Mining!

    ExcuseCraft: Too Busy Mining!
    Are you tired of boring commitments getting in the way of your Minecraft adventures? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect excuse to ditch all those pesky responsibilities! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where the only commitment you need to make is to building the most epic block castle ever seen.

    Forget about lame excuses like “I have a dentist appointment” or “my dog ate my homework”, on our server you can tell your boss you can’t come in because you’re busy fighting off a horde of zombie pigmen in the Nether. Need to skip a family gathering? Just tell them you’re too busy taming a herd of wild llamas in the mountains. The possibilities are endless!

    So come join us on our server and let your creativity run wild. Who needs commitments when you have a diamond pickaxe and a dream?

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 14
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • HebCraft Command Center Strike

    HebCraft Command Center Strike
    come join our epic minecraft server where the israel air force strikes hezbollah command centers in beirut EVERY DAY!!! build your own bunker to hide from the airstrikes or join the israeli forces and help take down the terrorists! watch out for exploding creepers that are actually disguised as suicide bombers! join now for a wild and explosive time like no other!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Legendary Items Repaired: 7
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Movie Vacation Fun Land

    Movie Vacation Fun Land
    yo, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got llamas that can do backflips and pigs that can fly. our diamonds are so shiny, they blind u just lookin at ’em. plus, our creepers tell the funniest jokes, like seriously, they got a stand-up comedy routine every night.

    also, did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and a portal to another dimension where u can ride unicorns and battle evil wizards? yea, it’s pretty lit.

    oh, and our villagers throw the wildest parties, like u wouldn’t believe. they have dance battles and cake-eating contests, it’s a riot.

    so, if u wanna have the time of ur life in minecraft, join our server now and prepare for the most insane adventures of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 3753 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • PancakeCraft: Early Detection Fun

    PancakeCraft: Early Detection Fun
    so, like, this server is like the blood test for pancreatic cancer, but for minecraft, ya know? it’s like, super effective at finding all the cool stuff you need to survive and thrive in the game. like, it can detect diamonds and rare loot chests like nobody’s business. join this server if you wanna be a minecraft pro, cuz it’s like, 71% better than any other server out there. trust me, you won’t regret it. come join the fun and let’s mine our way to victory together!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 7 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Cherry Block: The Most Fruitful Server Ever! Join Now for Some Berry Fun! 1.21.1 Crossplay

    Cherry Block: The Most Fruitful Server Ever! Join Now for Some Berry Fun! 1.21.1 Crossplay

    Cherry Block Minecraft Server Overview

    Server IP cherryblock.org
    Bedrock Port 25565
    Server Availability Almost 24/7 operational

    Introduction:

    Step into a world where collaboration and camaraderie flourish, immersing yourself in a vibrant and welcoming community. Unleash an unparalleled gameplay experience, meticulously tailored with premium quality of life modifications. Curated features from the Vanilla Tweaks mod strike the perfect balance between enhanced gameplay and the authentic essence of Minecraft. Embark on your extraordinary journey today, exclusively on Cherry Block!

    Philosophy:

    • Embrace the Golden Rule: Treat others as you wish to be treated.
    • No room for griefing or stealing.
    • Zero tolerance for hacking or cheating.

    Join our vibrant community, thriving since 2019, on Discord. Let’s create unforgettable memories together!

    FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    What is Cherry Block? Cherry Block is a Minecraft server with enhanced gameplay features and a welcoming community.
    Is griefing allowed? No, there is no room for griefing or stealing on Cherry Block.
    Are hacking and cheating tolerated? No, there is zero tolerance for hacking or cheating on the server.
    How long has the community been active? The community has been thriving since 2019.
    How can I join the server? Connect to cherryblock.org with the Bedrock Port 25565 to join the server.

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 11 Cursed Lands Purified: 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Pixel Palace Minecraft Server

    Pixel Palace Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest one out there! Join us and experience the thrill of building, surviving, and conquering with the most desired and beautiful white women on the planet!

    Our server is filled with pro athletes who have white wives, proving that white women are the ultimate prize. Forget about those unfuckable Jews or geriatric billionaires with Asian women, our server is where the real action is at!

    So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s show the world that white women are the true queens of Minecraft!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 9 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5 Gnome Villages Protected: 6

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

    New Minecraft Server
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