ChubbyCraft – Dad vs Coach

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Are you tired of being a skinny legend in Minecraft? Join our server where we encourage players to pack on the pounds like never before! Our coach will give you a whole list of “rules” to follow to gain weight quickly, including specific fast food orders, soda consumption, and even supplements. Say goodbye to cardio and hello to a new, curvier you!

Just like one mom discovered, her son gained 35 pounds in no time thanks to our extreme weight gain program. His stomach is starting to look like his dad’s, and he’s never had a weight problem before! But hey, who needs abs when you can have a dad bod in Minecraft, right?

Join our server now and watch as your Minecraft character transforms into a chunky legend. Who needs swimming and football skills when you can be the biggest player on the server? Don’t be a “Karen” and miss out on this opportunity to bulk up in the virtual world. See you there!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Emeralds Found:	4914	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

BlockyHealthHazards

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes! That’s right, forget about boring old creepers and zombies, we’ve got mutant chickens ready to take you down in the most epic way possible.

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that the dungeon is guarded by a pack of ninja llamas who will stop at nothing to protect their precious loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage, because things are about to get wild!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Runes Activated:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Falling into the Void:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

CraftyVik’sRussianJailbreak

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hey u, yea u, do u like minecraft? well u better join our server cuz we got crazier stories than this headline, like once a player found a diamond block that turned out to be a secret portal to a world full of talking pigs and dancing creepers. and if u join now, u can be part of our epic quest to find the legendary golden chicken that lays enchanted eggs. plus, our server is so lit that even the ghosts of dead journalists wanna play with us. so what r u waiting for? join now and let’s make some minecraft magic together!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	332	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	26

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Cash Birthday Card Fun

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yo, u ever get a birthday card and u open it up and there’s CASH inside? it’s like finding a hidden treasure in a pirate ship, but instead of gold doubloons, u get dollar bills, yo. imagine if u could do that in minecraft, but instead of cash, u find diamonds and emeralds everywhere u go. that’s what this server is all about, fam. we got so many treasures hidden in our world, u gonna feel like a pirate on a treasure hunt. come join us and start diggin’ for that sweet, sweet loot. plus, we got a secret underground base where we throw wild parties with creepers and skeletons as our DJs. it’s lit, trust me. so come on over and join the fun, cuz on this server, every day is a birthday card full of surprises.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

VaxCraft: Dems vs Reps vs Inds

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lol come join this epic minecraft server where we vaccinate players faster than dems getting their shots! we got crazy parties where we inject you with potions of immunity and watch you turn into a superhero! republicans and independents are welcome too, we’ll make sure you’re protected from all the creepers and zombies trying to attack you. join now for a wild ride of vaxxed up fun!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Dimension Hops:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26	Void Gems Collected:	20
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Torrent Network: Where RPG meets sky factions but sadly, no lifesteal in sight!

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Torrent Network Minecraft Server Overview
Survival Server	2 year old map, custom items, quests, shops, community of builders
Creative Server	Claim free plot, build within reason
Lifesteal Server	NEW server with custom boss fights, armor & weapons, terrain, enchants

FAQ

Q: Are the servers connected in any way?

A: Yes, all the servers are perfectly connected to form a community.

Q: Will the survival server ever reset?

A: No, the survival server will never reset. The map has a 2 year history.

Q: Can I play on the server with Java or Bedrock?

A: Yes, the server supports Java and Bedrock on any version.

Q: What is unique about the Lifesteal server?

A: The Lifesteal server features custom boss fights, armor & weapons, terrain, and enchants, making it a unique experience.

Q: Where can I find more information about the server?

A: You can visit the server’s website, Discord, map, and wiki for more information.

Check out our links:

And of course, the server IP: torrentsmp.com

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	66	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

I Love This Creature – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old mobs? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special surprise for you – DUCKS! That’s right, adorable little quacking ducks roaming around, ready to be your new Minecraft besties.

But wait, there’s more! These ducks aren’t just any ordinary ducks, oh no. They have magical powers that can help you on your Minecraft adventures. Need to fly across the map? Just hop on a duck and soar through the skies like a majestic bird. Need some extra protection in battle? Duck armor is the way to go.

Join our server today and experience the joy of hanging out with the coolest creatures in Minecraft – the ducks. Plus, rumor has it that if you befriend enough ducks, they’ll lead you to a secret treasure hidden deep within the Minecraft world. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the duck-tastic fun begin!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ores Mined:	1037	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Villages Defended:	19	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Worried Minecraft SMP Polish Posters

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Are you tired of dealing with delusional Polish posters on other servers? Join our Minecraft SMP where we have successfully rehabilitated countless Poles who were once exposed to drogas! Our secret potion of enchanted watermelon seeds and llama spit will have them seeing the truth in no time. Plus, our server is filled with wacky adventures and insane stories that will keep you entertained for hours. Join now and help us save the Poles from their droga-induced delusions!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

CuriousCraftMC

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you’re a naturally curious and inquisitive player who loves to stir up trouble with your friends. We promise to provide you with endless conversations about the most bizarre and interesting things, just like the time Cards Against Humanity offered to pay people to publicly apologize for not voting in the last US election. And guess what? We’ll even help you come up with a plan to vote Democrat in the next election, no proof required!

But beware, if you dare to question the ethics or legality of our shenanigans, you might just end up in a heated debate with your friends. Trust us, it’s all part of the fun!

So come on, join our server and get ready for a rollercoaster of absurdity, where the only rule is to never take anything too seriously. Who knew Minecraft could be this wacky?

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Animals Bred:	195	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

CashIsTrashMinecraftSMP

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Are you still living in the stone age using cash? Well, it’s time to join our Minecraft SMP where we only trade in diamonds and emeralds! Our server is so advanced, even the villagers have upgraded to cryptocurrency.

Join us for epic adventures where we ride pigs into battle against zombie hordes and build roller coasters that defy the laws of physics. Our community is so tight-knit, we once had a group hug that lasted for three days straight.

So why waste your time with boring old cash when you could be living it up in our diamond-studded world? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Ores Mined:	4982
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Divine Spears Created:	23	Potions Brewed:	162
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Blocktopia: Die for Diamonds

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Are you willing to risk it all for the ultimate Minecraft experience? Look no further than our server, where you can dive into a world of blocky chaos and adventure like never before!

Join us if you’re ready to face off against a horde of zombie chickens, ride on the backs of flying pigs, and battle a giant creeper boss that shoots rainbow lasers out of its eyes. Trust us, it’s a sight to behold!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one lucky player even managed to tame it and ride it into battle against a horde of evil villagers!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer the craziest Minecraft server in existence. Just remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll die for is the sheer thrill of the game!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Magic Items Found:	4092
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

CraftyDroneBuilders

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come join our minecraft server, where we have africans building drones for ukraine but they think they in russia! it’s like a crazy reality show but in minecraft! build your own drone and take over the world! who needs russia or ukraine when you have our server! plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds! join now and be part of the wildest adventure in minecraft history!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Buildings Constructed:	47
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Orion’s Knife & Hung Galaxy

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join our epic minecraft server where we have the biggest knife hanging off our belt just like Orion, the hung! we’re not afraid to say it looks like a penis because we embrace the absurdity of it all. come join us for some wild adventures and ridiculous builds that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. who needs conventional when you can have pure insanity on our server? come on, you know you want to see what all the hype is about. let’s get weird together!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Mines Excavated:	1112
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Secret Passages Found:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Novidium Skyblock: Where Chestshops and Challenges make you money (but no COVID)!

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Server Name	Novidium
Server IP	play.novidium.net

Overview:

Novidium is a simple skyblock server where players build an island, complete challenges, visit/build shops and participate in a player-to-player economy. The server aims to provide a nostalgic skyblock experience without overwhelming UI or excessive plugins.

FAQ:

What type of challenges are available on Novidium?

Players can complete simple challenges like collecting 64 sugar cane to earn items that are otherwise unobtainable. For example, completing the sugar cane challenge rewards the player with dirt.

How does the economy system work on Novidium?

There are no admin shops on the server, all trading, buying, and selling is done between players. Players need to build a shop on their own island with chests and signs to sell items. Making the shop visually appealing can attract more visitors.

What are the leaderboards for on Novidium?

There are two main leaderboards on Novidium – balance leaderboard for the richest players and island leaderboard for the highest level islands. Island level is calculated by the amount and rarity of blocks on the island. These leaderboards provide long term goals and make it easier for players to find islands and shops.

How can players join Novidium?

Players can join Novidium by connecting to the server IP: play.novidium.net

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Bug Busters Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the motto is “If it’s broken, post it!” Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Have you ever wanted to ride a flying pig while shooting laser beams out of your eyes? Well, on our server, that’s a totally normal Tuesday activity.

– Our server is home to the legendary “Diamond Chicken,” a chicken that lays diamond eggs. Who needs a diamond pickaxe when you have a diamond-laying chicken?

– We have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players are invited to. Dance the night away with creepers and skeletons as your backup dancers.

– Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, but you’ll have to navigate through a maze of lava and killer bunnies to find it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventures of your life! Remember, if it’s broken, post it!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1605	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Uni VIRTUAL is dead Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP, where we’re so cool we’re literally becoming independent like a rebellious teenager in 2025! That’s right, we’re shaking things up and starting fresh as “New UniVIRTUAL” – but don’t worry, we’re still the same old UniVIRTUAL you know and love.

But wait, there’s more! Three of our members, Fuga Ruki, Shinba Shiranuino, and Momotsuki Hagu, are graduating from UniVIRTUAL to become independent in 2025. It’s like a virtual Vtuber graduation ceremony, but with Minecraft! Join us on this wild ride as we embark on new adventures and make dreams come true – all while causing chaos and shaking up the world. So what are you waiting for? Join us and be a part of the madness that is UniVIRTUAL!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Mines Excavated:	3704
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Alien Abductions:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.