yo, dis server is like dat one time when u eat too many cheeseburgers and ur arteries get all clogged up, except in dis case, it’s all about dat high cholesterol levels in Minecraft! join us and experience da thrill of havin’ ur virtual carotid arteries scanned by ultrasound while u build epic structures and battle mobs. trust me, u ain’t lived until u seen ur blocky arteries get all clogged up with pixelated cholesterol. come join us for a heart-pumpin’ good time!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 104/600 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped: 10 Buildings Constructed: 19
Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Demon Skulls Collected: 33
Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
Invisible Walls Found: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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