yo, dis server is like dat one time when u eat too many cheeseburgers and ur arteries get all clogged up, except in dis case, it’s all about dat high cholesterol levels in Minecraft! join us and experience da thrill of havin’ ur virtual carotid arteries scanned by ultrasound while u build epic structures and battle mobs. trust me, u ain’t lived until u seen ur blocky arteries get all clogged up with pixelated cholesterol. come join us for a heart-pumpin’ good time!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 109/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 48 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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