yo, dis server is like dat one time when u eat too many cheeseburgers and ur arteries get all clogged up, except in dis case, it’s all about dat high cholesterol levels in Minecraft! join us and experience da thrill of havin’ ur virtual carotid arteries scanned by ultrasound while u build epic structures and battle mobs. trust me, u ain’t lived until u seen ur blocky arteries get all clogged up with pixelated cholesterol. come join us for a heart-pumpin’ good time!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 102/700 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 12
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Zombie Dances: 9
Mystical Amulets Crafted: 24 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14
Enchanted Teapots Collected: 12 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY