Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the smallest details matter! Just like the missing straw in the chocolate milk carton, we pay attention to every little thing to make your gaming experience top-notch.

Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will leave you laughing for days. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a hidden treasure chest filled with chocolate milk and straws!

Don’t be like the guy who drank his girlfriend’s milk without telling her – join our server and never miss a beat. Plus, if you ever need to confess your Minecraft sins, our community is always here to listen and laugh it off.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s create some hilarious memories together! Just remember, always replace the milk with a straw next time. 😉

Updated November 6, 2024

Players: 90/900 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 2
Magic Wands Crafted: 8 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Redstone Revolution Minecraft Server

    Redstone Revolution Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, look no further because on our server, The Communist Party of China is making all your wildest dreams come true!

    Join us and witness the epic remake of Assassins Creed 2 and the long-awaited release of Rayman 4, all thanks to the power of Marxism-Leninism and the science of the revolution. Say goodbye to the monopoly of western liberals and Japanese imperialists because on our server, Chinese capital reigns supreme!

    But that’s not all, folks! With the acquisition of Ubisoft by Chinese capital, we are ushering in a new era of gaming where Mao Zedong Thought and the mass line are the driving forces behind every pixel. So come on, shout out loud with fervent emotion and sing out loud with fervent emotion as we bask in the eternal glory of the great proletarian cultural revolution!

    Join us now and be a part of history in the making. Who knew that a Minecraft server could be so revolutionary?

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 346 Epic Quests Completed: 7
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Low IQ Minecraft SMP Physics Expert

    Low IQ Minecraft SMP Physics Expert
    Are you tired of trying to understand the complexities of physics? Are equations and formulas making your brain hurt? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect escape for you! Join us and leave all that brain-busting physics behind. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and fighting off creepers with your trusty diamond sword. Who needs physics when you have the power of creativity and imagination at your fingertips? Join us now and say goodbye to those pesky equations forever!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 45
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 8

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • PretendCraft – Fake Fun Zone

    PretendCraft – Fake Fun Zone
    Have you ever heard of people pretending to enjoy eating raw onions like apples? Well, that’s exactly the kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll find on our Minecraft server! We promise you’ll never have a dull moment as you navigate through our virtual world filled with flying pigs, dancing llamas, and talking creepers. Join us if you’re ready to experience the ultimate blend of chaos and hilarity in the Minecraft universe!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 24 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Crystal Wands Charged: 7 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • YemenCraft: Houthi Strike’n’Fight

    YemenCraft: Houthi Strike’n’Fight
    lol, forget about that drama, come join our epic minecraft server where we launch airstrikes of FUN on boring gameplay! our fighter jets and ships are actually flying pigs and dolphins, and we use them to bomb the heck out of those pesky creepers and zombies. join us for a wild ride through blocky chaos and madness, where the only rule is to have a blast! trust us, you won’t find this kind of insanity anywhere else. so grab your pickaxe and get ready to conquer the craziest minecraft server out there!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 41 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 12 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Artemis: Where the pigs are always causing drama and the creepers are the real MVPs

    Artemis: Where the pigs are always causing drama and the creepers are the real MVPs

    Welcome to Artemis SMP Server

    Season Information and Quality of Life Changes:

    Feature Description
    Chaos A custom Paper fork with optimizations.
    Server IP artemis.rip
    Minecraft Version 1.21.1 Java (Bedrock unsupported)
    Online Server Map Available
    Full Server Backups Includes full rollback support
    Anti-Cheat Includes anti-xray

    Technical Hardware Information:

    Detail Description
    Location Kansas City, MO, USA
    Internet Dedicated 5gb download/upload w/optimized TCP stack
    Specs Intel i9-14900KF (Pinned to @ 6.10GHz), 32gb RAM

    Apply for Season 4:

    Apply Here

    For more information and features, join our Discord server and visit the #info and #rules channels.

    We look forward to having you on the server!

    Frequently Asked Questions:

    Q: Is this server fully vanilla?

    A: Yes, Artemis SMP server maintains 100% vanilla parity while offering performance optimizations.

    Q: Are there paid ranks or perks available on this server?

    A: No, there is no store, paid ranks, or pay-to-win mechanics on this server.

    Q: What is the render distance on Artemis SMP?

    A: The render distance is set to 20+ chunks, providing clear visibility far out.

    Q: How can I apply for Season 4?

    A: You can apply by visiting the Discord server linked above and following instructions in the #apply channel.

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 32 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Holy Vatican Minecraft Server

    Holy Vatican Minecraft Server
    Once upon a time, in a pixelated land far, far away, there existed a Minecraft server so epic that even the creepers were shaking in their square pants. Legend has it that this server was created by a team of highly caffeinated monkeys who had a passion for building virtual worlds and causing chaos.

    On this server, you can ride pigs into battle, tame dragons as your loyal steeds, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. The community is filled with wizards, warriors, and even a few llamas who have mastered the art of llama-fu.

    But beware, for this server is not for the faint of heart. The mobs are more ruthless than a pack of hungry wolves, and the terrain is more treacherous than a parkour course designed by a deranged leprechaun.

    So why should you join this insane Minecraft server, you ask? Well, for starters, where else can you find a village populated entirely by talking chickens? Or a secret underground disco where the zombies bust out their best Thriller dance moves?

    Join us, brave adventurer, and prepare for a journey unlike any other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 24 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6
    Magic Wands Crafted: 16 Backwards Speech Heard: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • SMP – Minecraft SMP – Fluffy Llama Gang

    SMP – Minecraft SMP – Fluffy Llama Gang
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take the term “building blocks” to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with more kinks and depravity than you can shake a pickaxe at. Our server is like F-List, but with creepers and endermen instead of roleplaying partners.

    Create your character profile and find like-minded players to roleplay with in our webchat. Explore group forums and unleash your wildest fantasies in a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

    Need a break from mining and crafting? Check out our live status tracker to see if anyone is stirring up drama in the community. Or use our filtered ads to find someone who shares your obscure fetish for building giant statues of Steve out of dirt blocks.

    Join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that will have you saying, “I never knew I needed to roleplay as a blocky zombie pigman until now.” Don’t miss out on the fun – come build, explore, and roleplay with us today!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 17 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • BrotherlyBlunderMC

    BrotherlyBlunderMC
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with family feuds, overseas vacations, and heated arguments over custody battles.

    Experience the thrill of navigating through complex family dynamics as you build your virtual world. Will you side with Rose and her desire for a luxurious vacation, or will you support Oliver’s mom and her concerns about safety in France?

    But beware, tensions run high on our server, and one wrong move could lead to divorce threats and family rifts. Choose your alliances wisely and remember, in this world, drama is always on the menu.

    So why wait? Join our server now and immerse yourself in a world where family drama meets Minecraft madness. Who knows, you might just find yourself caught in the middle of a virtual soap opera unlike any other.

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 10

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • FavFactMinecraftSMP

    FavFactMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, have dance parties with creepers, and mine diamonds while riding a rollercoaster made of TNT! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually haunted by a ghostly chicken who will trade you enchanted items for your soul. So what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Legendary Items Repaired: 2
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • BlockBashCraft

    BlockBashCraft
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate adrenaline rush!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs from their beaks! Or how about exploring a secret underground dungeon filled with zombie villagers who breakdance while attacking you?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the world’s largest lava parkour course where you can test your parkour skills while dodging flaming arrows shot by skeleton archers riding on top of flying pigs.

    So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and prepare to get injured in the most bizarre and hilarious ways possible!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9 Treasure Maps Found: 6
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 26

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • CraftyUkrainians

    CraftyUkrainians
    Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server for the most epic battles and crazy adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

    Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Our server is actually run by a group of Ukrainian FEMEN activists who are tired of being silenced by Russian and Iranian drones. They’ve taken matters into their own hands and created the most badass Minecraft server out there!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, you’re ambushed by a group of Iranian drones! But fear not, because the FEMEN activists are there to save the day with their epic rally in front of the Iranian Embassy in Kyiv. Join the fight and show those drones who’s boss!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild ride filled with crazy battles, epic adventures, and maybe even a few Ukrainian activists fighting against injustice. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 4082 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Eggcellent Adventures

    Eggcellent Adventures
    are you tired of boring old minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft? come join our server where the hard-boiled eggs are the real stars of the show!

    imagine a world where every block you break reveals a delicious hard-boiled egg waiting for you to devour. our server is like a never-ending easter egg hunt, but instead of candy, you get protein-packed goodness!

    but that’s not all, folks. our server is also home to the legendary Egg King, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of the perfect hard-boiled egg. rumor has it that if you can find him and present him with the ultimate egg, he will grant you three wishes.

    so what are you waiting for? join our egg-citing server today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. who knows, you might just crack the code to egg-cellence!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Home Office Happiness

    Home Office Happiness
    yo yo yo come join dis minecraft server where we be breakin’ down dem gender and well-being disparities like nobody’s business. if ya work from home in chile, dis da place to be, cuz we got dem crazy results showin’ dat workin’ from home be increasin’ job satisfaction for dem employees wit no kids, dem wit kids aged 6-17, and dem in uncrowded homes. but watch out, single workers might experience a decline in mental health, so bring yo friends along for da ride! we be buildin’, survivin’, and causin’ chaos like there’s no tomorrow. come join us and let’s get craaazy!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Heroic Legacies Created: 5 Phantom Knights Defeated: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • RulerCraft: The World Is Yours… until someone steals your diamonds!

    RulerCraft: The World Is Yours… until someone steals your diamonds!

    RulerCraft: The World Is Yours

    What RulerCraft offers: Earth: Full scale world of Earth with all continents, ores and different biomes. Towny: Can start your own towns and nations or you can join another town or nation.
    Cultures & Religions: Custom set of cultures and religions to choose from for your towns. Economy: Dynamic and fair economy: automatic price changes and trading ships scattered around Earth.
    Perks: Custom system that gives you different perks based on your choices. You have 54 different perks and bonuses to choose from. Many fun perks such as Flying in Towns, Custom Warp, Personal Hologram, Automatic Chest Sorting, Night Vision, Fire Resistance and more! more! Senate: Players vote on things such as new features, staff promotions, ban appeals and more.
    Good community: Toxic behavior and excess drama is not tolerated. Righteous staff: Staff are chosen by the players and follow our staff guidelines.
    Optional PvP: You choose whether to turn on PvP or not. Those with red name have PvP on and can be killed. SiegeWar & Custom War System: We use SiegeWar combined with our custom War System for casual and less toxic warfare.
    Quarries & Treasure Ships: Nations can fight over production sites that grant your nation money each day. Dungeons: Custom dungeons such as Aztec Temple, End Temple, Creeper Tomb and Underwater Temple with plenty of cool mobs to kill for your EXP and loot needs. Challenging custom Bosses like Creeper Lord, Master Evoker, Michael Mamoa and King Goliath with good endgame loot as drops.
    Java & Bedrock support: Play on any device you want.

    Check our Map:

    https://map.rulercraft.com

    Join our Discord:

    https://discord.gg/nb97TyqQMD

    Visit our website to see more features, information and world map:

    www.rulercraft.com

    IP address: (25565 Port on Bedrock)

    play.rulercraft.com

    FAQ

    Q: Is there a cost to play on RulerCraft? A: No, RulerCraft is a free-to-play Minecraft server.

    Q: How can I join a town or nation? A: You can start your own town or nation, or join an existing one by contacting the leaders of the town or nation.

    Q: What are the perks available on RulerCraft? A: RulerCraft offers 54 different perks and bonuses to choose from, including Flying in Towns, Custom Warp, Personal Hologram, Automatic Chest Sorting, Night Vision, Fire Resistance, and more.

    Q: Are there rules against toxic behavior on RulerCraft? A: Yes, toxic behavior and excess drama are not tolerated on RulerCraft.

    Q: Can I play on RulerCraft on any device? A: RulerCraft supports both Java and Bedrock editions, allowing you to play on any device you want.

    Q: How can I participate in PvP on RulerCraft? A: PvP is optional on RulerCraft, and you can choose to turn it on or off. Players with a red name have PvP on and can be killed.

    Q: What is the Senate on RulerCraft? A: The Senate allows players to vote on various issues, such as new features, staff promotions, ban appeals, and more.

    Q: How can I access custom dungeons on RulerCraft? A: RulerCraft offers custom dungeons such as Aztec Temple, End Temple, Creeper Tomb, and Underwater Temple with challenging custom bosses and endgame loot drops.

    Q: Can nations fight over resources on RulerCraft? A: Yes, nations can fight over production sites such as quarries and treasure ships that grant money to the controlling nation daily.

    For more information, visit our website or join our Discord server.

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Immortal Anvils Forged: 7
    Legendary Scepters Created: 8 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Crafty Hunters Minecraft Server

    Crafty Hunters Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of paying 20 dollars for a boring Minecraft server? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, it makes Monster Hunter look like a walk in the park! Join us for epic battles, insane weapon trailers, and armor sets that will make you the envy of all your friends.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is now Steam Deck verified, so you can play on the go and never miss a beat. Plus, we have old game emulation and multiplayer for those who want a blast from the past. And don’t forget about our databases – they’re so comprehensive, you’ll never be lost in the game again.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who needs 20 dollars when you can have this much fun for free? Let’s get crafting, baby!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5 Orbs of Power Found: 3
    Dimension Hops: 10 Blood Moons Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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