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| Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 9865 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 31 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 11 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 964812 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, bro. like, you gotta join cuz, like, we got unicorns flying around and, like, rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds. it’s, like, totally insane, man.
oh, and get this, we got this secret underground lair where you can battle evil llamas and ride on giant turtles. it’s, like, the wildest ride of your life, dude.
and, like, did i mention we have a disco party every friday night with DJ creeper spinning the sickest beats? yeah, man, it’s lit AF.
so, like, come join the fun and adventure on this server, where the only limit is your imagination. and, like, who wouldn’t wanna be a part of that, right?
