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| Players: | 98/400 | Votes: | 2992 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 22 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, bro. like, you gotta join cuz, like, we got unicorns flying around and, like, rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds. it’s, like, totally insane, man.
oh, and get this, we got this secret underground lair where you can battle evil llamas and ride on giant turtles. it’s, like, the wildest ride of your life, dude.
and, like, did i mention we have a disco party every friday night with DJ creeper spinning the sickest beats? yeah, man, it’s lit AF.
so, like, come join the fun and adventure on this server, where the only limit is your imagination. and, like, who wouldn’t wanna be a part of that, right?
