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| Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 5382 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 2890 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 13 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 13 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 |
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, bro. like, you gotta join cuz, like, we got unicorns flying around and, like, rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds. it’s, like, totally insane, man.
oh, and get this, we got this secret underground lair where you can battle evil llamas and ride on giant turtles. it’s, like, the wildest ride of your life, dude.
and, like, did i mention we have a disco party every friday night with DJ creeper spinning the sickest beats? yeah, man, it’s lit AF.
so, like, come join the fun and adventure on this server, where the only limit is your imagination. and, like, who wouldn’t wanna be a part of that, right?
