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Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 4507 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Gods Slained: | 2 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 | Ores Mined: | 7339 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 1929 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
join this server and you’ll be, like, part of this epic economic alliance that’s gonna take over the world or something. who needs diamonds when you got world domination, amirite?
plus, like, we have this crazy story where the players are actually secret agents trying to stop the evil villager overlords from taking over the server. it’s like James Bond meets Minecraft, man. you gotta join and be part of this epic adventure.
so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the most insane Minecraft server ever. who needs boring old survival mode when you can be part of a global conspiracy to rule the world? let’s do this, man!