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Players: | 105/200 | Votes: | 8707 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 18 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 16 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 56 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 |
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? yeah, it’s totally safe, i promise. just make sure you wear your fireproof undies.
also, we have a petting zoo with creepers that have been trained to give hugs instead of blowing you up. it’s like therapy, but with explosives.
so, if you want to join a server that’s more lit than a nether portal, come join us. plus, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. it’s totally worth it, trust me.