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Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 7098 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 12 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 9 | Magical Moments Shared: | 11 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 19 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 12 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Void Gems Collected: | 24 |
Villages Defended: | 7 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Dimension Hops: | 11 |
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? yeah, it’s totally safe, i promise. just make sure you wear your fireproof undies.
also, we have a petting zoo with creepers that have been trained to give hugs instead of blowing you up. it’s like therapy, but with explosives.
so, if you want to join a server that’s more lit than a nether portal, come join us. plus, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. it’s totally worth it, trust me.