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Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 9910 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Magical Moments Shared: | 30 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Star Shards Collected: | 108 |
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? yeah, it’s totally safe, i promise. just make sure you wear your fireproof undies.
also, we have a petting zoo with creepers that have been trained to give hugs instead of blowing you up. it’s like therapy, but with explosives.
so, if you want to join a server that’s more lit than a nether portal, come join us. plus, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. it’s totally worth it, trust me.