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Players: | 101/500 | Votes: | 5530 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 20 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 21 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 6 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 |
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? yeah, it’s totally safe, i promise. just make sure you wear your fireproof undies.
also, we have a petting zoo with creepers that have been trained to give hugs instead of blowing you up. it’s like therapy, but with explosives.
so, if you want to join a server that’s more lit than a nether portal, come join us. plus, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. it’s totally worth it, trust me.