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Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 6664 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 13 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 10 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 552 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Runes Activated: | 5 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 | Magical Moments Shared: | 12 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 24 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 9 |
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? yeah, it’s totally safe, i promise. just make sure you wear your fireproof undies.
also, we have a petting zoo with creepers that have been trained to give hugs instead of blowing you up. it’s like therapy, but with explosives.
so, if you want to join a server that’s more lit than a nether portal, come join us. plus, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. it’s totally worth it, trust me.