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Players: | 92/600 | Votes: | 7050 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
Buildings Constructed: | 42 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 6 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? yeah, it’s totally safe, i promise. just make sure you wear your fireproof undies.
also, we have a petting zoo with creepers that have been trained to give hugs instead of blowing you up. it’s like therapy, but with explosives.
so, if you want to join a server that’s more lit than a nether portal, come join us. plus, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. it’s totally worth it, trust me.