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Players: | 102/500 | Votes: | 8216 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Divine Spears Created: | 18 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Zombie Dances: | 4 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Star Shards Collected: | 103 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? yeah, it’s totally safe, i promise. just make sure you wear your fireproof undies.
also, we have a petting zoo with creepers that have been trained to give hugs instead of blowing you up. it’s like therapy, but with explosives.
so, if you want to join a server that’s more lit than a nether portal, come join us. plus, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. it’s totally worth it, trust me.