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Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 8965 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
New Chunks Explored: | 361014 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 141 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 11 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 22 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 | Votes: | 5972 |
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? yeah, it’s totally safe, i promise. just make sure you wear your fireproof undies.
also, we have a petting zoo with creepers that have been trained to give hugs instead of blowing you up. it’s like therapy, but with explosives.
so, if you want to join a server that’s more lit than a nether portal, come join us. plus, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. it’s totally worth it, trust me.