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Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 5448 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 |
Votes: | 8381 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 4187 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 |
Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? yeah, it’s totally safe, i promise. just make sure you wear your fireproof undies.
also, we have a petting zoo with creepers that have been trained to give hugs instead of blowing you up. it’s like therapy, but with explosives.
so, if you want to join a server that’s more lit than a nether portal, come join us. plus, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. it’s totally worth it, trust me.