Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to unwind after a long day of mining and crafting!

Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant statues of chickens to staging elaborate pranks on your fellow players, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve busted a move with a creeper on the dance floor.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your base blown up by a stray TNT block, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 91/200 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
Volcanoes Explored: 2 Zombie Dances: 9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
Heroic Legacies Created: 4 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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