Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to unwind after a long day of mining and crafting!

Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant statues of chickens to staging elaborate pranks on your fellow players, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve busted a move with a creeper on the dance floor.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your base blown up by a stray TNT block, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 94/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Animals Bred: 79
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3 Emeralds Found: 9847
Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Chimeras Created: 3
Mineshafts Explored: 4 Crops Grown: 9585
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 98 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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