ChillCraft SMP – “Calm Down, It’s Just Minecraft SMP”

19 cm, Boyfriend, Calm, calm down, Chillcraft, cock size, EASY, Experience, first time, fucking, funny, girl, intimate encounter, Intuitive, judgment, Massive, meeting in person, meeting up, Minecraft, sex, sexual encounter, size perception, smp, Virgin

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	2176
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	322	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Love Letters Sent:	11	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where everything is bigger and better in person! Just like how your boyfriend’s cock looked massive in person, our builds and creations will blow your mind. Join us and experience the thrill of exploring a world where even the smallest block looks massive.

And don’t worry about being a Minecraft virgin, our community is so welcoming and intuitive that no one will judge you for your lack of experience. Just like how sex was easy and intuitive for you, navigating our SMP will be a breeze. So come join us and let’s build something massive together!

Pixel Haven 1.20.5

1.20.5, Anime, Aoyama Blue Mountain, Chiya Ujimatsu, Cocoa Hoto, coffee shop, comedy, cute, friendship, Gochiusa, Haven, Heartwarming, Kafuu Chino, Let’s all love the twins, PIXEL, rabbit house, Rize Tedeza, slice of life, Syaro Kirima, Tippy

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	3499
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Love Letters Sent:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell ya, because on this server, we all worship the twins! And not just any twins, but THE twins! Who are they, you may wonder? Who cares! Just join and show your love for the twins, man! It’s a whole new level of Minecraft madness, where everything is twinning and winning! Don’t miss out on the twin-tastic fun, join now and let’s all love the twins together! Twinning is winning, baby!

TaranakiCraft: The Mountain with Rights

conservation, cultural heritage, environmental activism, environmental justice, Environmental Law, Environmental Protection, environmental rights, indigenous rights, land rights, landmark, landmark protection, legal recognition, legal rights, legal status, Maori Culture, Mount Taranaki, Mountain, Natural resources, new zealand, personhood, RIGHTS, sacred mountain, TaranakiCraft

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	9808
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	377
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7

lol imagine a mountain being treated like a person, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t you can expect on our minecraft server! we treat all in-game structures like they’re real people, so you better be nice to those pixelated trees or they might just come to life and attack you! join us for the most immersive and wacky minecraft experience you’ll ever have. plus, who wouldn’t want to be friends with a mountain that can sue you if you break the rules? come join us and see what other wild adventures await on our server!

Academic Socials 1.20.1

1.20.1, ACADEMIC, socials

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	7869
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	480	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a party in a frat house but with blocks and pickaxes!

We got all the college sluts running around in their pixelated glory, shaking their blocky booties and building some sexy structures.

If you wanna get your game on and mingle with some virtual hotties, this is the place to be.

Plus, where else can you find a server that combines education and erotica in such a mind-bending way?

So grab your gear, slap on your best skin, and get ready to party with the Socials College Sluts Edition!

CoffeeGroundsDumpin

Apology, Argument, Chores, coffee grounds, CoffeeGroundsDumpin, Communication, DISHES, Frustration, Household, husband, keurig, Marriage, morning, overreacting, pettiness, promise keeping, reusable pod, Routine, Rushing, stay at home mom, work

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1739
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4915	Mines Excavated:	1170
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	19

Are you tired of living in a world where coffee grounds reign supreme in the sink? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a land where coffee grounds are banned and promises are kept! Build your dream coffee-free home and live in harmony with your virtual neighbors who understand the struggle of dealing with coffee grounds in the sink. Don’t let your husband’s coffee pod antics ruin your day – join us and start fresh in a world where coffee grounds are a thing of the past!

RiseNShineMinecraftSMP

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	6795
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	98	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Emeralds Found:	6772	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Yo, listen up fam, you gotta join this lit Minecraft SMP, like seriously bro, it’s the most epic server out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

So, one time, there was this player who joined the server and within five minutes, they found a diamond horse with wings and rode it into battle against a giant army of zombie chickens. And guess what? They won! It was epic, man.

And another time, someone built a giant statue of a potato that shot lasers out of its eyes and protected the whole server from griefers. True story, bro.

But wait, there’s more! This server has a secret underground base filled with treasure and magical unicorns that grant wishes. I heard one player wished for unlimited diamonds and now they’re the richest player on the server.

So, what are you waiting for, dude? Join this Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures of your life. And who knows, maybe you’ll be the next legend of the server. Don’t miss out, bro!

EthicalMineCraft – No Creepers Here!

#sustainability, Accountability, activism, animal welfare, Boycott, companies, consumer activism, consumer choice, corporate greed, Corporations, CREEPERS, discrimination, environmental impact, ethical concerns, EthicalMineCraft, Exploitation, fair trade, HUMAN RIGHTS, labor practices, social responsibility, supply chain, transparency

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	7105
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Dimension Hops:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Buildings Constructed:	32
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Meteorites Collected:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to find out they were sourced unethically? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server where all our resources are ethically and sustainably sourced by our team of vegan, eco-friendly villagers. No more guilt while building your dream castle!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have mastered the art of redstone engineering. Join them in their quest to overthrow the oppressive rule of the evil sheep overlords and claim your place as the rightful ruler of the land!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft world like no other, where ethical sourcing meets epic adventures with talking chickens. It’s cluckin’ awesome!

Recycled Thermoset Kingdom

#sustainability, bio-sourced, bowling balls, car tires, circular economy, crosslinked, degradation, Durability, eco-friendly, environmental impact, green technology, hip joints, incineration, Kingdom, landfill, Plastic, Recycled, Recycled materials, recycling, sustainable materials, Thermoset, thermoset materials, waste management

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	4571
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as recycled as a car tire? Well, come join our server where we recycle everything, even your grandma’s hip joints and old bowling balls!

We use bio-sourced materials to create new plastic that is as strong as those crosslinked thermosets but can be easily recycled and degraded. It’s like magic, but better!

Join us on this wild ride as we turn trash into treasure and build the craziest creations you’ve ever seen. Who needs incinerators and landfills when you can join our server and save the world, one block at a time?

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and be a part of the most epic recycling adventure in Minecraft history! Let’s show the world that even virtual blocks can make a difference.

Sharky Love Island 1.21.1

1.21.1, adorable sharks, aquatic beauty, cute animals, cute shark, ISLAND, love, marine life, marine wildlife, ocean creatures, oceanic cuteness, sea animals, sea creatures, shark appreciation, shark community, shark enthusiasts, shark family, shark fandom, shark lover, shark obsession, shark pride, shark wife, sharky, underwater love

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	1515
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Star Shards Collected:	52	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5

OMG, you won’t believe the craziness on this Minecraft server! Join now to see my adorable shark wife swimming around like a boss. She’s the queen of the ocean and you gotta see it to believe it.

Our server is like a zoo on steroids, with all sorts of wacky creatures and characters roaming around. It’s a total mind trip, man.

And the best part? We have a secret underground disco party going on 24/7. Get your groove on with the creepers and skeletons, it’s lit AF.

Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown. Just watch out for the dancing Endermen, they’ll steal your heart (literally).

DadCraft: School Event Reminder?

activities, aita, co parenting, Communication, DadCraft, Event, family dynamics, involvement, kids father, off campus sports, parental responsibilities, parenting, reminder, School, school communication, school events, school events reminder, school involvement, school notifications, school schedule, school sports, sports schedule, text messages

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	9310
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Players Killed by Monsters:	3889	Villages Defended:	18
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Ores Mined:	7605
Astral Projections Made:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Are you tired of being the family secretary, constantly reminding your partner about the kids’ activities? Join our Minecraft server and escape the never-ending cycle of text messages and sports schedules! Our virtual world is filled with magical creatures who will happily take on the role of reminding your partner about important events. Plus, our youngest player has some serious sass and will put your partner in their place if they dare to ask for reminders. And don’t worry, even if you decide to take a break from the server, the school messages will still come through – because our server is just that powerful. So come join us and let the chaos of Minecraft distract you from the chaos of real life!

CraftyCompliments

awkward compliments, backhanded compliments, bizarre compliments, compliments, compliments that are strange, compliments that sound weird, CraftyCompliments, odd compliments, offbeat compliments, peculiar compliments, quirky compliments, strange compliments, unconventional compliments, unique compliments, unusual compliments, weird af, weird as fuck, weird compliments

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	4258
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
New Chunks Explored:	749566	Chimeras Created:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old compliments like “nice build” or “cool skin”? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll hear compliments like “your pickaxe is sharper than my wit” and “your creeper explosions are like fireworks on the Fourth of July”. Join us for a wild ride of wacky compliments and insane adventures. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of talking chickens who are plotting to take over the Minecraft world. So come join us before they hatch their evil plan!

PanicCraft – ER Escape Edition

Covid-19 pandemic, Edition, emergency care, emergency department visits, ER visits, Escape, Healthcare, healthcare crisis, healthcare data, healthcare statistics, healthcare system, healthcare trends, leaving ER, Medical advice, medically recommended, pandemic effects, pandemic impact, PanicCraft, patient behavior, patient decisions, patient safety, Patients, statistics

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	8210
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ores Mined:	9068	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Dimension Hops:	11	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

LOLZ JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S SO LIT, EVEN COVID PATIENTS WANNA LEAVE THE ER TO PLAY! 53.6% INCREASE IN PEEPS LEAVING THE HOSPITAL TO JOIN OUR SERVER, THAT’S HOW EPIC IT IS! 721 MILLION VISITS BUT 5.9 MILLION PEEPS DIPPED TO PLAY MINECRAFT INSTEAD, THAT’S SOME DEDICATION RIGHT THERE! COME BUILD, SURVIVE, AND LAUGH YOUR BUTT OFF WITH US, YOU WON’T REGRET IT! #MINECRAFTOVERHOSPITALS #SERVERGOALS #COVIDCANTSTOPUS

Mystic Web of Laughter 1.21.1

1.21.1, action, Adventure, BIZARRE, boss fight, Creative, Death Stranding, Entertainment, funny, Gaming, ha, humor, Innovative, LAUGHING, Laughter, meme, mystic, strange, surreal, Unique, video game, web, webm, weird

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9646
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Enchantments Applied:	299
Elemental Crystals Collected:	29	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	93	Farms Harvested:	640
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Chimeras Created:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5

Yo, bruh, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the boss fight in Death Stranding but with blocks and creepers instead of BTs and BBs.

Join if you wanna experience the thrill of battling insane mobs and building epic structures at the same time.

This server is so lit, it’ll make you question if you’re still in the game or if you’ve been sucked into a parallel universe where everything is made of pixels.

Don’t miss out on the chance to have a crazy adventure that’ll leave you wondering if you’re still sane.

Join now and prepare to have your mind blown, bro!

WornOutWife’s Minecraft Server

Asshole, Caring, Communication, Conflict, doubts, Earrings, feelings, GIFTED, huggies, husband, INVISIBLE, love, Marriage, meaningful gifts, Minecraft, relationships, Server, sweet gestures, Upset, Valentine’s Day, Wedding, WornOutWifes

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	9133
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Votes:	8435
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	57	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of meaningful gestures? Look no further! Our server is like a loving husband who always remembers to buy you earrings for Valentine’s Day, except instead of earrings, we give you epic loot and surprises around every corner!

Join us and experience the thrill of exploring a world where every block holds a potential gift just for you. And don’t worry, we promise not to give you the same pair of earrings over and over again like that forgetful husband did. So come on, dive into our server and let us show you just how much we care about the little things!

HubbyNoMoreCraft

aita, Business, Decisions, DECORATE, Ditching, Endeavor, HubbyNoMoreCraft, husband, Investments, Kids, legal liability, LLC, MISTAKES, negligence, office, partner, Protect, restructuring, silent partner, TAXES, unreliable

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	6322
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Zombie Dances:	9
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Void Gems Collected:	25	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	New Chunks Explored:	244874

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than your husband’s business structure? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this partner’s business decisions.

We promise you won’t have to worry about doing anyone else’s taxes or paychecks – unless you want to, of course! Our server is a place where you can be a silent partner or take charge, it’s up to you. Plus, we guarantee that you won’t have to deal with any legal messes like this poor soul.

So come join us and escape the drama of real life by immersing yourself in the craziness of our Minecraft server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new business partner who actually knows what they’re doing!

KimJongCraft

Alliance, Conflict, Diplomacy, foreign affairs, front lines, Geopolitics, international relations, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraft, Military, Military operations, military presence, north korean, peace talks, Politics, russia, strategic decisions, Troops, Vladimir Putin, War, Withdrawal

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	4367
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Emeralds Found:	4932	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Chimeras Created:	4	Runes Activated:	4
Magic Items Found:	1769	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

lol join our minecraft server and u can be part of the epic battle between north korean troops and russia!!! u can choose ur side and fight for glory!! build ur own base and defend it with ur life!! maybe u can even negotiate a peace treaty with kim jong un himself!! come join the madness and see who will come out on top in this crazy warzone!!! 😂🤣🚀🔥