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So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding what color to make your pixelated house!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players: 109/600 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 180 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY