Are you tired of dealing with childish, toxic, solipsistic, narcissistic fucksticks in real life? Well, do I have the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft server! Join us and leave the tattooed WHORES and warehouse drama behind.

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So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding what color to make your pixelated house!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players: 95/900 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug: 6 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 9
Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8
Emeralds Found: 1440 Mythical Relics Collected: 15
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY