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So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding what color to make your pixelated house!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players: 91/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
Warrior Spirits Summoned: 27 Mines Excavated: 1303
Gods Slained: 0 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
Phoenix Feathers Found: 8 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15 Horror Stories Survived: 7

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY