Are you tired of dealing with childish, toxic, solipsistic, narcissistic fucksticks in real life? Well, do I have the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft server! Join us and leave the tattooed WHORES and warehouse drama behind.

With two degrees and office experience, you deserve a break from the madness. Come build your dream world with us and leave the real world nonsense at the door. Plus, we have a special fortune telling feature that will have you saying “キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!”.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding what color to make your pixelated house!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players: 91/400 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Potions Brewed: 57
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 13
Divine Relics Bestowed: 14 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 20
Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
Underground Cities Explored: 3 Invisible Walls Found: 4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Perakee’s So-So Survival: Where [SMP] players are {stale} & {old community} needing {more players}

    Perakee’s So-So Survival: Where [SMP] players are {stale} & {old community} needing {more players}
    JOIN: perakee.xyz
    MAP: perakee.xyz:8123

    Starting a fresh new community! The server will be reset soon and you can become part of deciding what kind of server we will run, vanilla or modded. We will make something nice together where we can chill and play some games!

    Join my discord: https://discord.gg/e8PDunZa

    FAQ

    What kind of server will it be?

    We are considering both vanilla and modded options. The final decision will be made together with the community.

    When will the server reset?

    The server reset date will be announced soon. Stay tuned for updates on our discord channel.

    How can I get involved in decision-making for the server?

    Join our discord channel and participate in discussions and polls to help us decide the direction of the server.

    Can I invite friends to join the server?

    Yes, feel free to invite your friends to join the server and be a part of our community.

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Mythical Relics Collected: 10
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 4 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 23
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 6 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Potions Brewed: 177 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Poop Eaters Minecraft Server

    Poop Eaters Minecraft Server
    Tired of eating boring old food in Minecraft? Well, our server offers a unique dining experience – eating ass! But wait, before you get grossed out, let us clarify that eating ass is actually code for eating delicious, gourmet meals prepared by our talented chefs. So come join our server and get ready to have your taste buds tantalized like never before. Plus, rumor has it that players who eat the most ass (the food kind, of course) will receive special in-game rewards! So what are you waiting for? Join now and feast like never before!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Fairy Circles Danced In: 11
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 11
    Treasure Maps Found: 15 Cozy Campfires Lit: 11
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • B e e p B o o p M i n e c r a f t S M P

    B e e p   B o o p   M i n e c r a f t   S M P
    Are you tired of struggling with those pesky captchas? Do you feel like you’re on the lower end of the IQ bell curve every time you try to move that slider just right? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we welcome all levels of intelligence, including robots and aliens!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to play. From building giant banana statues to hosting llama fashion shows, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So why wait? Come join us and show off your unique skills, whether you’re a redstone genius or a master at creating pixel art of Nicolas Cage. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be entertaining)!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12 Goblin Markets Raided: 7
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Enchanted Armories Found: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 13

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • SplitHotel3ways Minecraft Server

    SplitHotel3ways Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never have to argue about splitting hotel room costs again! Join us and escape the drama of real life with our virtual adventures.

    On our server, we believe in fair and equal distribution of resources, just like how you should only pay for what you use in a hotel room. No more getting stuck with the bill for someone else’s luxury bed while you sleep on the floor!

    Plus, on our server, you can build your own dream room without any unwanted roommates. No more sharing space with people who can’t agree on how to split the bill – it’s all about you and your creativity here.

    So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the hotel room drama behind. Build, explore, and have a blast with us – because life’s too short to argue about who pays for what bed!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4 Unseen Monsters Slain: 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • ExBoyfriendPeepinTom

    ExBoyfriendPeepinTom
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where we have more twists and turns than a rollercoaster!

    Join us and experience the thrill of sibling rivalry gone wrong. Witness the epic battle between a brother, his wife, his sister, and her ex, who we’ll call Lucifer because, well, why not?

    Watch as Lucifer’s pervy ways are exposed, leading to a showdown that will leave you on the edge of your seat. Will the sister stay or will she leave? Will the brother choose loyalty or love? Find out on our server, where every day is a new episode of Minecraft drama!

    So come on down and join the chaos, because on our server, the drama never ends!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 19 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Alien Abductions: 0 Enchanted Forests Planted: 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Infernal Machines Built: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • SuperpowerSMP: MindReader

    SuperpowerSMP: MindReader
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only superpower you have is the ability to mine diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can actually have superpowers! That’s right, forget about flying or shooting lasers from your eyes, we’re talking about real game-changing abilities like turning all the dirt blocks into cake or summoning a herd of dancing llamas to follow you around.

    Join us on this wild journey where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?). So come on, unleash your inner superhero and show the world what you’re made of on our crazy, chaotic, and completely nonsensical Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Star Shards Collected: 251
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 30 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Wilderness Tamed: 15 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 8 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 284

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • BlockyLoveIsland

    BlockyLoveIsland
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the answer to all your prayers! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

    We have custom-made mini-games like “TNT Tag” where the last player standing gets a lifetime supply of diamond blocks (Disclaimer: we cannot actually provide a lifetime supply of diamond blocks).

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions and lays golden eggs that can be used as currency in our virtual marketplace.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 9
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 13 Glorious Feasts Held: 12
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Alien Abductions: 2
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Vanishing Items Found: 2

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Fragile Crafters: Survivors Unite!

    Fragile Crafters: Survivors Unite!
    so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin in your minecraft world, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when suddenly you realize, dang, i could use some more friends to play with. well, guess what? this server is the place to be, my dude.

    we got all the cool peeps here, from hardcore builders to redstone geniuses to pvp masters. you’ll never be bored with all the crazy adventures and shenanigans that go down on this server.

    plus, did i mention we have the most epic events and challenges? like, one time we had a giant chicken race where you had to ride a chicken through a maze filled with lava pits and creeper explosions. it was wild, man.

    oh, and get this – we have the most OP custom plugins that will blow your mind. want to fly like a superhero? we got you covered. want to summon a herd of dancing llamas? done and done.

    so, what are you waiting for? come join us on this server and experience the most insane, hilarious, and unforgettable minecraft journey of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Phantom Blocks Placed: 8
    Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Farms Harvested: 525
    Animals Bred: 76 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Legendary Benders SMP

    Legendary Benders SMP

    This server is a binder’s SMP server meaning you can do bending it is a multiple bending server earth water air fire it also has chi bending light spirit bending dark spirit bending You can also sell things on the auction even fish for money It is a factions SMP You can claim things as long as you have enough power But there is another way you can claim things the plugin is called ultimateclaims I would like for you guys to check it out and figure out how to claim your own land Hope you guys enjoy and have fun there is multiple things I will make videos in the future about have fun and destroy your enemies

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 22
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7454 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • MineBlaze – The best server in minecraft! Minecraft server

    MineBlaze – The best server in minecraft! Minecraft server

    MineBlaze – The best server in minecraft! Large online, cheap donation, transformation into mobs, um 1, weddings, weapons, pvp arena – and much more! Come to us! DISCOUNTS ON DONATIONS 99%! The promotion will end in 15 hours, 39 minutes, 28 seconds! WIN A FREE DONATION TO THE ELITE! – /FREE REMAINING: 15 hours, 39 minutes, 28 seconds!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 4 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 49
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 8 Epic Shields Constructed: 16
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • That Crazy Squirrel Server – Java 1.20.1 Fabric Edition for Grown-Ups!

    That Crazy Squirrel Server – Java 1.20.1 Fabric Edition for Grown-Ups!

    That Silly Squirrel Minecraft Server

    Server Overview:

    Type Version Features Age Restriction
    SMP Java 1.20.1 Fabric Modded, PVE, Whitelisted 18+

    Server Description:

    That Silly Squirrel SMP is a Minecraft server with over 200 mods in Java 1.20.1 Fabric. It focuses on boss fights, landscape makeovers, additional zones to explore, more mobs, and the use of Create mod for creating machines. The server is safe from PVP and griefing, providing a relaxing environment for players to adventure and build.

    Join our Discord server to become one of the many Silly Squirrels and start your Minecraft journey with us!

    Discord Invite Link

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? You can join the server by joining our Discord server and following the instructions to get whitelisted.
    Is there an age restriction? Yes, the server is for players aged 18 and above.
    What mods are included in the server? The server includes over 200 mods in Java 1.20.1 Fabric, providing various features and enhancements for players.
    Can I build and explore freely on the server? Yes, the server is focused on PVE gameplay and provides a safe environment for players to build, adventure, and explore without the fear of PVP or griefing.
    What special features does the server offer? The server offers boss fights, landscape makeovers, extra zones to explore, more mobs to encounter, and the use of Create mod for creating intricate machines.

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Endless Night Skies: 3
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 44 Wilderness Tamed: 18
    Divine Spears Created: 21 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3956 Orbs of Power Found: 11
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 8 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Obsessed Cucks Minecraft Server

    Obsessed Cucks Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe? Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists!

    We don’t discriminate against any race, but we do have a special place in our hearts for those who have a BBC fetish. Our community is full of white cucks who are more obsessed with big black blocks than anything else in the game.

    Join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience where you never know what outrageous story or insane adventure awaits you around every corner. Don’t be a first world cuck, come join our server and embrace the chaos!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Meteorite Armor Created: 19 Forbidden Tomes Read: 6
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 12 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • The Anonymous SMP Experience

    The Anonymous SMP Experience
    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the hottest place to be for all you kpop stans out there! Join us for a chance to battle it out in epic kpop dance-offs, where the winner gets a diamond block as a prize!

    But that’s not all – we also have weekly concerts featuring virtual performances by your favorite kpop idols. And if you’re lucky, you might even run into BTS wandering around the server, looking for inspiration for their next hit song.

    So why wait? Join our kpop-themed Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new level of craziness and fun! Who knows, you might even become the next big kpop star in the Minecraft world.

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Farms Harvested: 318 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Royal Decrees Issued: 4
    Emeralds Found: 448 Cosmic Pies Baked: 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 5 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • CraftyHub – Shameless Spouse

    CraftyHub – Shameless Spouse
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just too nice and considerate? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll experience the thrill of dealing with a husband who transforms into a rude and weird character whenever others are around!

    Join our server for the chance to witness jaw-dropping moments like when your husband storms off to a McDonald’s 20 minutes away because he’s hangry and can’t wait for the kitchen to reopen. Who needs to be polite and patient when you can just ditch your friends and come back like nothing happened?

    But wait, there’s more! Experience the excitement of having your husband rudely march ahead of you and your coworker without even bothering to say hello. Who needs social skills when you can just break free and do your own thing, right?

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes with outrageous behavior and insane stories, then join us now! Who needs boring niceness when you can have all the drama and chaos you could ever dream of?

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 10
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 9 Mythical Swords Crafted: 61
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 34
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 15

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • GiftMeDiamondsMC SMP

    GiftMeDiamondsMC SMP
    Oh, let me tell you about the most epic gift I ever received – an invite to the craziest Minecraft SMP server out there! Picture this: a land filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas. And that’s just the beginning!

    Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing creepers and singing villagers. Our community is so tight-knit, we practically finish each other’s sandwiches (yes, we have a sandwich-making mod, don’t ask).

    But that’s not all – we have epic quests that will challenge even the most seasoned Minecraft player. Rumor has it that if you complete all the quests, you’ll be granted the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of your pickaxe.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a rainbow-colored Ender Dragon into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of enchanted golden carrots? Trust me, you won’t find an experience like this anywhere else.

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 23
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 10 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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