Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild rollercoaster ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against creepers, or if you’ve ever dreamed of building a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of cake.

Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by the fearless General Cluckington, who once defeated an entire horde of zombies armed only with feathers and determination.

So come on down and join us for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Who knows, you might even discover that the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood cuddle bug in disguise.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 100/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Rune Stones Activated: 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
Epic Weapons Forged: 4 Alternate Realities Explored: 1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

New Minecraft Servers

  • Crafty Scrolls Minecraft Server

    Crafty Scrolls Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as stealthy as a sneaky Khajiit? Look no further! Our server is so secretive, even the Thieves Guild would be impressed.

    Join us for epic adventures, crazy mods, and a community crazier than Sheogorath himself. Need a break from slaying dragons in Skyrim? Check out our sister threads for some adult fun or lore discussions that will make even the most seasoned loremaster’s head spin.

    And don’t worry about starting from scratch – we’ve got a treasure trove of mods and patches to make your journey easier. So grab your sword, sharpen your arrows, and join us on the most epic Minecraft server this side of Tamriel. Just watch out for mudcrabs – those little guys are vicious!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12
    Glorious Feasts Held: 17 Dragon Eggs Found: 2628
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 3 Shadow Figures Spotted: 5

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Minecraft SMP – Vtuber Slutposting General

    Minecraft SMP – Vtuber Slutposting General
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, come join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the cows wear sunglasses and the creepers breakdance!

    Join us for epic adventures like the time we all rode pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or when we built a giant statue of a potato just because we felt like it.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature said to lay diamond eggs. Will you be the one to find it and become the richest player on the server?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 23 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Horror Stories Survived: 6 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 18
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • GrannyGriefMC Server

    GrannyGriefMC Server
    Are you tired of dealing with pretentious players on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and let loose in a world where you can be yourself without judgment.

    Picture this: you’re building your dream castle when suddenly, a player comes along and tells you that your design isn’t realistic for a medieval setting. Who needs that kind of negativity in their virtual life? Not you! On our server, you can build whatever your heart desires without anyone raining on your parade.

    But wait, there’s more! Imagine mining away peacefully when someone tries to show off their knowledge by bragging about their science A level. Seriously, who needs that kind of showboating? Not you! On our server, we value creativity and fun over trying to one-up each other.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a strict “no interrupting conversations to talk about random characters” policy. Because let’s face it, nobody likes a conversation hog.

    So come join us on this epic Minecraft server where you can be yourself, build to your heart’s content, and leave the pretentious players behind. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 17 Mythical Relics Collected: 10
    Legendary Scepters Created: 5 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Epic Quests Completed: 5
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Orbs of Power Found: 5 Alternate Realities Explored: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftingWifeRage

    CraftingWifeRage
    Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the chaos of working from home? Look no further! Join our server for a virtual getaway where your boss can’t interrupt your meetings and your spouse can’t barge in on your gaming time.

    Imagine building your dream castle without any distractions, except maybe a creeper or two. Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let your creativity flow, away from the real world drama.

    And hey, if your boss or spouse do happen to find their way onto the server, just blame it on a glitch in the matrix. We won’t tell anyone your secret escape plan. Join now and let the virtual fun begin!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 2 New Chunks Explored: 695033
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 23 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 31 Royal Courts Attended: 1
    Void Gems Collected: 35 Secret Guilds Joined: 1

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SadBoiMinecraftSMP

    SadBoiMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to spice up your Minecraft experience!

    Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a community of players who are as wild as a pack of wolves on a full moon night. We have secret underground bases filled with treasure, giant chicken statues that shoot fireworks, and a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano (don’t worry, it’s dormant… probably).

    But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has tamed an army of chickens and rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a duel, you will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 86 Enchantments Applied: 77
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Astral Projections Made: 3
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 8 Love Letters Sent: 19
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Blocky Bliss

    Blocky Bliss
    The best feeling in the world is when you’re mining for diamonds on our Minecraft server and you accidentally stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by dancing creepers and party-loving skeletons. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve busted a move with a zombie in a top hat!

    Join our server for the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, engage in epic battles with armies of evil bunnies, and participate in intense llama races across treacherous terrain. And did we mention that our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his kingdom with a beak of iron and feathers of gold?

    So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventures that Minecraft has to offer. Who needs boring old mining and crafting when you can be living out wild and wacky fantasies in our one-of-a-kind world?

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 44 Elemental Crystals Collected: 22
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 47 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 8 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Evil Twin Fights: 2

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • HezboCraft: RIP Israeli Troops

    HezboCraft: RIP Israeli Troops
    come join our epic minecraft server where u can reenact the epic battle between israeli troops and hezbullah in lebanon!!! build ur own army of blocky soldiers and take down ur enemies in the most intense pvp battles ever!!! who will come out on top, the israelis or hezbullah?? u decide in this crazy world of blocky warfare!!! plus, there’s a secret hidden base where u can find rare loot and treasures to help u in battle!!! join now for the most intense minecraft experience of ur life!!!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 286
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 5 Ores Mined: 510
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 17 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • NoShootZone – Protect your pixels!

    NoShootZone – Protect your pixels!
    LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we have the most amazin’ gun-free zones to keep ya safe from creepers and griefers! Our study shows that these zones actually make ya less likely to get shot up, so come on in and build to your heart’s content without worryin’ bout gettin’ blasted to bits! Plus, we got unicorns and rainbows and all sorts of magical stuff to make your gaming experience extra special. So what are ya waitin’ for? Join now and let the fun begin!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Ether Blades Crafted: 18
    Heroic Legacies Created: 4 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 22 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Redfield: Where cows wear sunglasses and creepers do the cha-cha slide [SMP]

    Redfield: Where cows wear sunglasses and creepers do the cha-cha slide [SMP]
    <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/anarchy-in-the-ukulele/">Redfield Modded</a> SMP

    Redfield Modded SMP | BEDROCK

    Providing a casual and fun environment for community driven players.

    Our goal is to expand our tight-knit community with like-minded individuals like you!

    Minecraft is timeless. And there is not much we would change. All mods and creative content are for convenience only. The mods currently installed are: Markers Pack, Mini Blocks, Mob Heads, and Redfield 4.25 which includes boarderless glass and some other visual changes.

    Although we have made exceptions based on maturity. We are only looking to bring on players 18 years or older.

    Come join our 4th season of the Redfield SMP! Together we can collaborate to make a server worth calling home.

    What to Expect?

    • Semi-Vanilla 1.20+ World
    • Casual Environment
    • Active Discord/Realm
    • Community Elected Positions
    • Joinable Sub-communities
    • Hermitcraft-style

    If any of this interests you, check us out! Join our Discord Server

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 7
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 260 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Enchanted Forests Planted: 12
    Crystal Wands Charged: 16 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Blocky Boredom Busters Minecraft Server

    Blocky Boredom Busters Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being a basic midwit with a boring 98-108 IQ range? Do you long for a place where you can unleash your inner craziness and embrace the weird and wonderful? Look no further than our Minecraft server, where only the most outlandish and hilarious players are welcome!

    Join us and let your creativity run wild as you build the most insane structures and pull off the most ridiculous pranks. Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end. From giant flying pigs to secret underground lairs filled with llamas wearing sunglasses, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So why settle for being just another average normal player when you can join us and become a legend in your own right? Trust us, once you step foot in our wacky world, you’ll never want to leave. Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Legendary Scepters Created: 3 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4
    Animals Bred: 64 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 13 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Walk of Fame Minecraft SMP

    Walk of Fame Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is endorsed by none other than WWE Chairman Vince McMahon himself! That’s right, the man who brought you epic battles in the wrestling ring now brings you epic battles in the world of Minecraft.

    Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own wrestling arena, complete with ring ropes made of diamonds and turnbuckles made of emeralds. Take on other players in epic wrestling matches where the only rule is to come out on top.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that Vince McMahon himself will make a guest appearance on the server, challenging players to a wrestling match for the ages. Will you be the one to take down the Chairman and claim victory?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the excitement of Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even earn a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame for your epic wrestling skills!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 9
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 34 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Towns Built: 1
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 45

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CelebCrushMinecraftSMP

    CelebCrushMinecraftSMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and you might just find out that your celebrity crush is actually a secret player on our server! Rumor has it that Justin Bieber is a master builder and Taylor Swift is a redstone genius. Who knows, you might even end up building a love shack with your celeb crush in our virtual world! So come join us and see if you can snag a date with your favorite star!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 4 Legendary Items Repaired: 2
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 10 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3
    Love Letters Sent: 7 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Epic Quests Completed: 27 Infinite Doors Opened: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MineCraftMoguls

    MineCraftMoguls
    Are you tired of the same old boring jobs in Minecraft like mining and farming? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server and become a professional chicken jockey racer! That’s right, saddle up on a chicken and race against other players in epic chicken jockey races that will have you clucking with excitement!

    But wait, there’s more! How about becoming a professional block painter? Show off your artistic skills by painting blocks in vibrant colors and creating masterpieces that will make Picasso jealous. And don’t forget about our exclusive career as a lava diver! Dive into pools of lava and see if you can survive the heat for the ultimate adrenaline rush.

    So why waste your time on boring old careers when you can join our server and experience the most outrageous and hilarious jobs in Minecraft? Join now and let the craziness begin!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 182 Divine Relics Bestowed: 12
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 252 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Astral Staffs Crafted: 8
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 4

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • DesertCraft Minecraft Server

    DesertCraft Minecraft Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where we pretend to be saudi arabia and cut military spending cuz our budget is tight from buying too many virtual camels and gold-plated sand blocks. we need ur help to mine more diamonds and emeralds so we can afford to feed our virtual army of pixelated camels. plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all our treasure chests filled with enchanted weapons and armor. come join the fun and help us save saudi arabia from financial ruin in the world of minecraft!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6 Magical Moments Shared: 24

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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