Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild rollercoaster ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against creepers, or if you’ve ever dreamed of building a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of cake.

Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by the fearless General Cluckington, who once defeated an entire horde of zombies armed only with feathers and determination.

So come on down and join us for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Who knows, you might even discover that the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood cuddle bug in disguise.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 104/600 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
Unseen Monsters Slain: 6 Phoenix Feathers Found: 15
Farms Harvested: 191 Heroic Legacies Created: 3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
Divine Scrolls Written: 10 Alternate Realities Explored: 3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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