Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild rollercoaster ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against creepers, or if you’ve ever dreamed of building a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of cake.

Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by the fearless General Cluckington, who once defeated an entire horde of zombies armed only with feathers and determination.

So come on down and join us for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Who knows, you might even discover that the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood cuddle bug in disguise.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 94/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Love Letters Sent: 8
Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2
Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2
Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Lost Souls Rescued: 1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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