Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild rollercoaster ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against creepers, or if you’ve ever dreamed of building a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of cake.

Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by the fearless General Cluckington, who once defeated an entire horde of zombies armed only with feathers and determination.

So come on down and join us for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Who knows, you might even discover that the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood cuddle bug in disguise.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 110/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2
Chaos Orbs Controlled: 6 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 2172
Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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